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A naive floral illustration with a severed hand that was already all fucked up because it was made by a slopper. With the text “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser”

A naive floral illustration with a severed hand that was already all fucked up because it was made by a slopper. With the text “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser”

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

12.11.2025 00:13 — 👍 3369    🔁 1183    💬 11    📌 14

Hell yeah, I have the same one! You'll never need another amp again. A lot of live houses have them (or something similar) as a house amp so it can save some stress if you're playing out

30.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fender Hot Rod Deluxe II?

29.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

26.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 19191    🔁 2172    💬 972    📌 296
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Bunny and Shark 🐰🦈

20.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 327    🔁 60    💬 3    📌 0

Is this an order?

18.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

09.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 11048    🔁 3876    💬 39    📌 44
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

03.08.2025 19:25 — 👍 13179    🔁 3689    💬 75    📌 100
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

14.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 8432    🔁 2802    💬 2    📌 48

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

08.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 7991    🔁 936    💬 168    📌 97
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Mentally while in Maryland

06.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"

02.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 4593    🔁 426    💬 56    📌 11

Gonna be 33.

Every morning I wake up and pop all my joints back into place like a Bionicle.

02.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 590    🔁 24    💬 24    📌 1
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2B, based on John Singer Sargent's work

29.09.2025 19:13 — 👍 51    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
A figure of Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam holding a handgun, accompanied by the text:

I'm joining the war on autism

on the side of the autism

A figure of Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam holding a handgun, accompanied by the text: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism

22.09.2025 20:11 — 👍 6031    🔁 2019    💬 21    📌 37
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idk man im counting like 10 punches at best

17.09.2025 00:35 — 👍 1278    🔁 283    💬 15    📌 3

This shit ain't nothin to me

17.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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✏️ Happy Labor Day! 🖌️

Did you know that AI “art” is labor theft?

Hi. I’m a professional traditional artist of over 15 years & I was able to make a decent living until 3 years ago.

In May 2023, over 50 of my paintings had been scraped without my consent to fuel AI image generators like Midjourney.

01.09.2025 21:43 — 👍 1178    🔁 526    💬 9    📌 7
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Mud devil, photo study

22.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 81    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0
a stylized 3d render of the pied piper, sadly playing for one rat while a dj jester plays for many.

a stylized 3d render of the pied piper, sadly playing for one rat while a dj jester plays for many.

obsolete

19.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 5013    🔁 1152    💬 23    📌 8
A wooden chair. The back is shaped in a way that looks like a tailored jacket is hanging on the back of the chair.

A wooden chair. The back is shaped in a way that looks like a tailored jacket is hanging on the back of the chair.

A close up of the chair details showing the wooden buttons and lapels.

A close up of the chair details showing the wooden buttons and lapels.

A cabinet shaped like a green striped button-up shirt with brown pants.

A cabinet shaped like a green striped button-up shirt with brown pants.

A close up of the cabinet details showing the shirt buttons, collar, and pant pockets.

A close up of the cabinet details showing the shirt buttons, collar, and pant pockets.

have a seat in the coat chair. i'll get us a snack from my outfit cabinet

20.08.2025 06:01 — 👍 3724    🔁 332    💬 72    📌 20

time to admit im a fed (fed up with unaffordable housing)

14.08.2025 08:12 — 👍 4355    🔁 295    💬 27    📌 10
Marc Maron on stage wearing a blue Western shirt from Ship John. The shirt is made from a textured Japanese fabric called sashiko.

Marc Maron on stage wearing a blue Western shirt from Ship John. The shirt is made from a textured Japanese fabric called sashiko.

An older version of the shirt owned by Ship John's owner. The fabric is much more worn in, so you can see how the material has faded.

An older version of the shirt owned by Ship John's owner. The fabric is much more worn in, so you can see how the material has faded.

Just noticed Marc Maron wore a Ship John Sashiko-Ori Townes Shirt on his new HBO special. Pretty stylish "in the know" choice for menswear nerds.

12.08.2025 23:52 — 👍 3723    🔁 127    💬 101    📌 15

GG

11.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based

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Sometimes the beef bites back

18.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is such a fun idea! Love it

15.07.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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