Today in database nerds: @peschkaj.bsky.social and I are going to explore the concepts in the new Optimized Locking feature in the SQL Server Engine, currently only available in Azure SQL Database
We'll get started around 2 pm eastern if'n you want to join live
www.youtube.com/live/AL3CO6d...
I thought that politicians and journalists got those jobs because they were smarter than the rest of us
05.07.2023 18:33 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0wait, do I have this right? nobody asked this jackass busybody to design a 'gay' web site — whatever the fuck that may be — but she took a stupid fucking hypothetical all the way to the Supreme Court and now we have state-sanctioned discrimination? fuck me, this is a shithole country
30.06.2023 22:55 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0
i have an alternate suggestion
abolish the TSA
100% effective
HENLO
01.07.2023 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of an 8 month old corgi puppy sitting in an elevator with a smile that says she is very proud of how much poop she can produce first thing in the morning
Scully says gm
30.06.2023 15:42 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
product idea: copilot for css
it just shuts down your computer
