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Let's make it cool Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦 Riding to be determined Parody account

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❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.

#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime

02.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents

29.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Bringing dreams to life
#votepolar

27.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs

23.10.2025 04:50 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings

24.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 13    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi

21.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar

21.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social

21.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi

21.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Hikers looking at the PPC logo shining

Hikers looking at the PPC logo shining

To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say

In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊

20.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...

20.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 23    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 8
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Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.

17.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 22    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 1

🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️

The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.

Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.

16.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

#votepolar

16.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable

Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅

15.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
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Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.

14.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 14    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2
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Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦

13.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Rumour has it, revenge is a dish best served cold. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social Let’s just say the freezer’s full… and someone found the files. The Force should go back to sleep🌬️🧊🥶

-XOXO

13.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

09.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

09.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

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Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

08.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 11    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

06.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2
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Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

06.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 2

It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏

06.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁

#PolarParty

04.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🐻‍❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.

We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦

Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth

04.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪

No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.

#PolarParty

04.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

It’s called opposition research something common in reality not in a Tv series

04.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️

03.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 14    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

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