❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.
#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
02.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
29.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bringing dreams to life
#votepolar
27.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
23.10.2025 04:50 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
24.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 13 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
21.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar
21.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
21.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
21.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Hikers looking at the PPC logo shining
To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
20.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
20.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 23 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 8
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
17.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 22 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 1
🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
16.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
#votepolar
16.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
15.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
14.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 2
Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
13.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
Rumour has it, revenge is a dish best served cold. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social Let’s just say the freezer’s full… and someone found the files. The Force should go back to sleep🌬️🧊🥶
-XOXO
13.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
09.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.
09.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
We’re investing on our investigators.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
08.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
06.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
06.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2
It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏
06.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁
#PolarParty
04.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
🐻❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
04.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪
No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.
#PolarParty
04.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
It’s called opposition research something common in reality not in a Tv series
04.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️
03.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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