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Natalie Portman McRib

@greasestain.bsky.social

Blunt sesh + exposing the g0v3rnment ✈️ instagram: @turdspray

1,442 Followers  |  396 Following  |  673 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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with apt playing very loudly over it

28.01.2026 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bored should i move to new zealand

28.01.2026 09:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a stuffed monkey is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed . ALT: a stuffed monkey is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed .

the world kinda going to shit

28.01.2026 08:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a black shirt looks at the camera with a wind chime in the background ALT: a man wearing a black shirt looks at the camera with a wind chime in the background

entire day going to a shift for a paycheck that leaves my account the second it enters

28.01.2026 08:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

28.01.2026 08:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed

so won’t you stay away back to the ocean i’ll
go back to the city lights

28.01.2026 08:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#NewProfilePic

21.01.2026 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head

is there a way to embed videos yet… because like girl.. there’s only so much greasestalns can do with a gif keyboard

21.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with short hair is wearing a black shirt and a necklace and says lets test how touch starved we are .. ALT: a woman with short hair is wearing a black shirt and a necklace and says lets test how touch starved we are ..

twitter cravings

21.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok so is this app like. useable now

21.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says ' tinibie ' on it . ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says ' tinibie ' on it .

I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOOOOVE

27.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wtf was that

13.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

babygirl is now

11.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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a picture of tigger with the words happy thursday have a great day on it ALT: a picture of tigger with the words happy thursday have a great day on it
11.01.2025 18:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a striped shirt and blue pants is standing in a kitchen . ALT: a woman in a striped shirt and blue pants is standing in a kitchen .
07.01.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

she is my Jesus

29.12.2024 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wait

29.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GOOOOOD MORNING TWITTER

29.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 60    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

save me edible, can of coke and burger

23.12.2024 22:20 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a girl with curly hair is standing in front of a row of lockers in a hallway . ALT: a girl with curly hair is standing in front of a row of lockers in a hallway .

you rn

23.12.2024 20:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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when fags get a little artsy

23.12.2024 20:53 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

truuuuuu

11.12.2024 12:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no shade like

09.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some ppl got faces only a gua sha could love

09.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a woman is looking up at the sky while standing in a crowd . ALT: a woman is looking up at the sky while standing in a crowd .

edible making me tweak

08.12.2024 01:30 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy holding a turkey and the words happy thanksgiving ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy holding a turkey and the words happy thanksgiving

i’m fugly

08.12.2024 01:28 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch and making a face . ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch and making a face .

why am i on a toxic barb list i’m not even a barb

05.12.2024 17:42 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this like i’ve always kinda known without actually knowing i feel like it’s pretty obvious with how i act

29.11.2024 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with long hair is holding a cell phone and says i am so lost . ALT: a woman with long hair is holding a cell phone and says i am so lost .

weed lowkey the only substance that has helped tremendously with depression and whatnot so technically i’m not an addict i’m doing it so i don’t kill myself

29.11.2024 15:41 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0