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class IgnoreThisItsOnlyHereForSyntaxHighlighting {
private async findVerifiedSigner(req: FastifyRequest, resolver: Resolver, opts?: CheckRequestOptions): Promise<MiRemoteUser | null> {
const httpSignatureService = this […]

Screenshot of JavaScript code showing a pair of methods that construct and async generator and partially iterate it to find the first matching result without enumating the whole set of values. Full transcript in the next reply.

JavaScript's async generators are criminally under-appreciated, imo

#JavaScript

Update November 22. We’ve updated this article after realising we contributed to a perfect storm of misunderstanding around a recent change in the wording and placement of Gmail’s smart features. The settings themselves aren’t new, but the way Google recently rewrote and surfaced them led a lot of people (including us) to believe Gmail content might be used to train Google’s AI models, and that users were being opted in automatically. After taking a closer look at Google’s documentation and reviewing other reporting, that doesn’t appear to be the case. Gmail does scan email content to power its own “smart features,” such as spam filtering, categorisation, and writing suggestions. But this is part of how Gmail normally works and isn’t the same as training Google’s generative AI models. Google also maintains that these feature settings are opt-in rather than opt-out, although users’ experiences seem to vary depending on when and how the new wording appeared. It’s easy to see where the confusion came from. Google’s updated language around “smart features” is vague, and the term “smart” often implies AI—especially at a time when Gemini is being integrated into other parts of Google’s products. When the new wording started appearing for some users without much explanation, many assumed it signalled a broader shift. We’ve revised this article to reflect what we can confirm from Google’s documentation, as it’s always been our aim to give readers accurate, helpful guidance.

PSA: MalwareBytes has put out an update/mea culpa to the article of theirs that had been being passed around suggesting the gmail/workspaces "smart features" had changed to allow Gemini access and train off your mail stuff. It was particularly […]

[Original post on social.treehouse.systems]

Photo of person booping a cow captioned "She's never had to get a code from her Authenticator app"

Honestly, it kind of depresses me heavily the fact that most people seem to completely disregard how effective picking a "middle ground" can be as a stepping stone. I get that you hate the concept of property, the economic system and the waste associated with data center developments. I just […]

turkey? these misskey forks are getting out of hand

Tokyo Court Finds Cloudflare Liable For Manga Piracy in Long-Running Lawsuit * TorrentFreak Japanese manga publishers have declared victory over Cloudflare after a Tokyo court held the CDN company liable for its customers' piracy.

CDNs can now be found liable for the content their customers host, in Japan

https://torrentfreak.com/tokyo-court-finds-cloudflare-liable-for-manga-piracy-in-long-running-lawsuit-liable-for-piracy-following-manga-publishers-lawsuit-251119/

The HEVC organization is raising its licensing fees by four cents per unit, so HP and Dell responded by disabling HEVC hardware support in its business laptops—tanking the ability for these laptops to do anything with video.

Straight-up: This is a scandal […]

PSA to anyone who uses Gmail!

"Reportedly, Google has recently started automatically opting users in to allow Gmail to access all private messages and attachments for training its AI models. This means your emails could be analyzed to improve Google’s AI assistants, like Smart Compose or […]

opens sensitive media
it's sensitive media
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every time ​:neodog_up:​

Photo from an ebay listing for a vintage electronic news gathering camera. It's light beige with black details and delightfully worn. Just the right amount to add details around the edges. It's got that 80s japanese industrial design, like something right out of ghost in the shell or metal gear solid. so many small panels and bolt heads and tastefully angled recesses containing connectors. In addition to it's regular viewfinder there is a monitor mounted to the top of it on a delightfully complex bur sturdy looking mount, allowing the person getting filmed to see themselves. I want to be that person. I want to film and be filmed. With this camera. It might be the hottest thing I've ever seen. I want to run my hands over it, feel it's edges and angles. It's massive weight of over 12kg. Rest it on my shoulders using it's padded shoulder rest. It looks so hard and mechanical, yet soft. I think I feel sexually attracted to this camera…

I just made the mistake of looking at vintage ENG cameras on ebay and I can't express how attracted I am to this camera. it's… so incredibly hot °-°

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social @pburka@toot.cat Hi there, we're sorry for the delay in our response and to hear what happened.Kindly follow back and send us a direct message DM containing your, full name, email, and phone number. -Ariana

Customer Support Desk boosting the post with a generic Guy

dude what. what is happening. this is actually hilarious. fucking generic customer support bots.

browser window, highlighted parts of an URL: small useful part (lib.rs/crates/remoc), large useless one (some kind of cloudflare token)

what is going on with URLs

A meme in the "illusion of free choice" format. A cow stands in front of two paths which lead to the same destination. The left path reads "logging in with your password". The right path reads "Clicking 'reset password'". The destination reads "Having to check your email".

user with 537 tabs and documents open on three 4k monitors: why do computers these days use so much ram? this never happened when I had one single Internet Explorer window open on a 800x600 monitor

Alt text: A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro Hidden text: My username used to be "vozycozy". "vozy" is meaningless, but it rhymes with "cozy". Some years later after I made this username, a company popped up calling itself "vozy.ai", and I wanted to distance myself from that. I had a friend call me "vozer" once, so the name just stuck. I still prefer to be called "vozy", but vozercozer will always be my preferred handle.

Today, I'm Asking Fedi

Explain your username!

#TIAF

me when i am a warehouse supervisor but im really bad at my job

Digital art of a light-skinned anime girl sitting on a ledge towards the viewer. She wears a baggy grey/brown dress over dark brown stockings, and her short brown hair is tied up with green ribbons that match her eyes. Smirking slightly, she spreads her legs to reveal a thick adult diaper with gold designs and the words Pee Ka Boo right in the center. Apparently oblivious, she continues teasing the viewer: "Boo! Happy? Won't go sneaking around now? Alright, that's enough."

[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers]

omg I want these Pee Ka Boo diapers so bad ​:neofox_floof_pleading:​

#ABDL #Diapers #Diaper #DiaperArt #NSFW

5 manga panels showing a light-skinned woman with messy black hair trying on an adult diaper for the first time. In the first panel, she puts on a fitted sheer babydoll over a pink and white diaper. Gazing at herself in the mirror, she smiles and thinks to herself "Finally, now I am all dressed up and ready to have some kinky ass fun. Maybe doing this will give me the confidence to become popular." After a moment, she continues "Kinda wish my bowels would let me start peeing. I mean, that is what a diaper is for." She then tries to wet herself, but struggles to make any progress. She strains harder, a frustrated blush spreading across her face as even her knees begin to shake from the effort. Eventually, she gives up and stares down between her lingerie-clad breasts to gaze at the padding around her crotch. "This isn't working," she ponders, "guess I need to drink more water or something. I wonder if I still have that water bottle I got lying around. It's only like, less than a week old. Should be safe."

[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers]

this is pretty much _exactly_ how it went the first time I wore a diaper lol

#ABDL #Diapers #DiaperArt

Chatting with a friend about Cloudflare's intermittent outages today, they brought up an interesting point: How many organizations have started relying on Cloudflare to do basic security blocking and tackling stuff, like stopping SQL injection attacks at the edge? Maybe your devs were lazy at […]

So, turns out the seminal psychological treatise “When Prophecy Fails” was a lie. When prophecy failed, the cult members did not double down, and the cult quickly collapsed. Which means decades of sociological thinking are built on a falsehood […]

Default behavior options in uBlock Origin: - Disable cosmetic filtering - Block media elements larger than [number input] KB - Block remote fonts - Disable JavaScript

if you have limited data i've found uBlock Origin can block large media and fonts which can help a _little_ bit

you could also block javascript by default and enable per-site if it doesn't work w/out JS

[QT: misogyny, transmisogyny]

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/115571721123451477

I’m seeing a lot of computer people who ought to know better discovering this morning that 99.999% does not in fact round up to one hundred percent.

postmarketOS is the work of thousands of people from all walks of life and with all sorts of backgrounds, including our trans users and developers. Previous efforts of transgender computer scientists, including Lynn Conway, the inventor of generalized dynamic instruction handling, Sophie Wilson […]

I wonder how much of the internet would still function if all AWS, Azure and Cloudflare went down at once ​:wlfThink:​

[trans healthcare advice (US-specific)]

PSA for my US trans friends: there's a Telehealth HRT clinic called QMed (QueerMed) that serves adults **and minors** in 47 states (excluding DC, unfortunately). They accept lots of private insurance (but not medicare/medicaid), and also offer a payment […]

The source code, showing the whole <html>, <head></head> and <body> start tags missing.

I though the CSS was broken but nah, their SSI stuff is fucked so the whole top bit of their status page is missing lmao.

Also, at the end of the day, if I can't make working on trust & safety for the open social web remotely sustainable, then I'll have to go find an arbitrary tech job which would mean I'd have to more or less exit everything I currently do.

Are you willing to loose my contributions?