brother life insurance just hit 🔥

roy orbison youtube comment:
buried my dad in 2011. buried my son in 2021. played this song at both funerals. beautiful voice

traveling wilburys youtube comment:
legendary group. i couldn't cry after losing my custody battle until i went home and listened to "Handle with Care"

SlaveToMyGoddess paid you $20.00:

“brother life insurance just hit🔥”

uncanny resemblance

ive just been held uncountable for my fractions

supportive tshirt that looks like

⬆️ the man
⬇️ the myth
🫵 the legend

been pushing myself with cardio lately. up to 20 min of running. previous PR was 15. last 5 were hell. tried every tactic to keep going, even the ones i use to last longer during sex: visualizing a rotting wound, my dick impaled with glass, or that im in the holocaust, falling out of a guard tower

could you give me and my clone some privacy

havent been sincere on main in 3 years

its actually very engaging, not a slog at all. the pacing is electric, all the invented words are easily intuited. its 40% murder and political intrigue, 40% action desert adventure, 20% engrossing lore

this movie was so cool lol. amazing portrait

one time they put the steak on my mcgriddle and it was really bad. kind of mealy, significantly worse than a salisbury steak or piece of meatloaf

i say let me put it on the mcchciken and other lunch sandwiches

unmarried guy with a mortgage [recording selfie rant for tiktok]:
you NEED violent men in an apocalypse scenario. when shit goes down theyre going to become warlords and lead humanity into survival

me [visible in background reading the art of war upside down in order to discover the art of peace]:

Hard to be a God

you dont see anyone supping on potage any more

i need that shit homie

those 🌸 uwu drink water 🌸 jerks are right because i know 4 people who have been hospitalized for dehydration alone

Amen!

it seems the killer has left us a puzzle to solve…

on topping old smokey! all covering cheese!

you better work the scabbard too if you gonna play with the hilt like that...

he's german :/ so i would say geshundheit :/

you gonna wield whatever i pull out of this stone

json tower defense style game where you have to stop him from getting banned every time he posts a creepshot or something insanely transphobic

If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂

this movie is so scary for the first half and by the end youre so depressed you dont even want to move

my gf laughed really hard at this reply

Amem

Anen