SwanPondering

CHICAGO The Baloney Report
Antifa has rented five floors of Trump Tower on Wabash to house their new international headquarters according to Antifa spokesperson D.D. Eisenhower.
"Donald Trump built this beautiful building with George Soros' money, so we feel safe here."

Were there bobble heads?

WHY does Ryan Seacrest look like Raymond Massey in "Arsenic and Old Lace"?

Todd Blanche emerged from his meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell saying the entire Kennedy Center will be renamed in her honor.

Eric Trump introduced Trump Adrenochrome, CBD, (child's blood daily), during the 7th inning stretch at a Vegas A's game somewhere near Sacramento. Cash is not accepted at the ballpark. All transactions conducted in Epstein Teenage Crypto.

Given the spelling issues surrounding DJT I think VENAL is the disease he has...bigly.

Early planning for DJT Presidential Library includes book banning, book burning, tattoo parlors, pick-up truck stickers, Alito Flag Store, Gadsden Slave Auctions every Saturday, phones, perfume, crypto, unstable bitcoins, illegal imigrants from eastern Europe, and fix it yourself McDonald's food.

Portrait of Dorian Harlinson?

Is Borowitz behind this?

Good thing Sen. Padilla isn't a PUPPY!

He'd be dead.

Sec Def Hegseth is renaming USNS Harvey Milk.

It will now be known as USNS Rock Hudson.

I've often felt that way about my favorite '28 candidate Gov. Pritzker of Illinois.

Need a sign idea?

Try this:

Muck Fusk

I hope they enjoy their pancreatic cancer.

Do they have a vaccine for promiscuous senatoors?

Steve Bannon School of Goose Stepping coming soon. I've seen Him(ler) practicing. It'll be the new "Build the Wall" scam.

How long will it be until 'professional wrestling' is held at the Kennedy Center?

Night of the Long Knives for Inspector Generals. Kristalnacht to follow. Stay tuned to Fox Fascism for details.

Trump names Charles Lindbergh as FAA head.

This is Bund to upset critics.

Nick Fuentes makes rabies nervous.

His parents must be very proud.

Don't stop at a pardon Mr. President.

Make Hunter ambassador to France until 1/20/2025.

Is it 'pile on' cam, or 'pylon cam'?

English is a funny language.

Ponder this: some folks recognize propaganda when they see it, and others don't. Those that get it are loathe to use it, while those that don't eat it up and spread around.

All amygdala and no hippocampus is no way to self-govern.

Morning Joe can run for the vacant Gaetz seat. It comes with interns.

Is Morning Joe running for Matt What's his Name's open seat?

We all read at a 6th grade level while looking at a solar eclipse.

The Bod Squad

Elon is starting Dept. of Marriage Counselors with these two in charge.

Come back when the name comes off the building and party with us. Driving on Wacker Drive across the river you can see people posing for this shot nearly 24/7.