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A headline from the New York Times: Olivia Nuzzi Did It All For Love

The article lede: By Jacob Bernstein Reporting from Los Angeles Nov. 14, 2025 Updated 12:07 p.m. ET Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. She loved his eyes, "blue as the flame." She loved that "the sight of something as trivial as a rose" could move him to tears. She loved his insatiable appetites and his "particular complications and particular darkness." But she said "I love you" only after he said it first. He called her "Livvy" and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her.

what the actual fuck

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

This is an excellent idea!!!

❤️

A canvassers standing behind a table full of campaign let, smiling and waving.

Zohran and elected officials rally the crowd.

A group of canvassers.

No better place to launch a final canvass before Election Day than back home in Astoria.

I'm truly in awe at the determination and spirit of the tens of thousands of canvassers who have powered this campaign.

One final push tomorrow: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

It would be better if it were outlawed entirely, but if we have to allow sports betting, I’m really happy that Washington requires it to happen in-person at a casino, instead of allowing it online.

It is absolutely essential that we maintain that law.

Looks like a Trapper Keeper from the 80's

why not
isn’t this something they are proud of

😂😂😂

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Nobody from ICE got hurt.

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

Nearly 7 million views for ABC's official YouTube video of Kimmel's 28-minute monologue overnight. It is already the most-viewed Kimmel clip of the year on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Protests matter, your dollars matter, everything matters, resistance works.

Hundreds of unaccompanied Guatemalan children can stay in the U.S. for now, judge says A federal district judge issued a temporary restraining order after the U.S. attempted to deport hundreds of unaccompanied Guatemalan children without proper immigration proceedings.

A federal district judge issued a temporary restraining order after the U.S. attempted to deport hundreds of unaccompanied Guatemalan children without proper immigration proceedings.

ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service

We already know...

So Kilmar Abrego Garcia walks free from federal custody. Funny how the system manages to move quickly when it wants to, but grinds to a halt when it’s about justice.

The bigger story will be when he turns around and sues the Feds for what they put him through.

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Is Putin standing on something?

Also Putin’s fillers look ridiculous.

DC Police and Federal Goons ran a convoy to intimidate minority community members during the Trump-ordered DC crackdown.

Situation on 14th St and W St. NW, with federal agents -- no specific agency identified -- pulling cars over for checks. They arrested a Black woman in this car.

BIG crowd of people shouting at police.

"Fuck you!"

"What is wrong with you!"

"You don't need to terrorize people like this!"

BE RESPECTFUL MOWING AROUND BIG BALLS! HE WAS WHACKED BY A GIRL.

I have literally never used ChatGPT to do anything. Gonna start a chastity club.

It's some bullshit that they named it "The Golden Bachelor" instead of "Statin Island" and whatnot.

YouTube video by Associated Press Justin Jones removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Nashville

Tennessee state Rep. Justin Jones was removed from the news conference of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Thursday before the secretary arrived. Jones said he had come to ask Noem what happened to his constituents who were arrested by Immigration and customs.
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