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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Where's FREDDY!? I wanna see my lil' FAZBEAR!!!

Remembered I have the ability to just make things

Rare trading card variant

Found this image on my PC and I genuinely forgot why I made it

Uh-oh! Looks like Vector the Crocodile got roasted and served on a platter! Yikes. Cream the Rabbit stares at him with a fork and knife in hand.

My new creepypasta Roast Vector. it will spawn 500 fnf mods and take the exe community by storm

Oh, okay.

"You took my only food. Now I'm going to starve."

Susie Deltarune would steal your lunch money and then eat it

i was playing a game with someone when this stream was happening so I’d occasionally look down at my phone and just see this happening

Nightmare

Yeah the other mks have better everything but they don't have Honey Queen so this one is clearly the better game

Them...

Obsessed with this cat I drew

Piss vs Shit war

What if he was frankensteined using the star allies mouth...

They look taxidermied

Canon

Hehehehehe

There was one immediately after this post 😭

Do you think in Deltarune instead of saying “thanks for brightening up my day” darkners say “you’ve darkened up my night” or some shit

Sorry I couldn't resist

A google search of Nathaniel Bandy with the know it all kid from polar express showing up as an image search prediction

Dude

I love how after Deltarune chapter 2 released and everyone saw Queen's text they immediately thought every subsequent chapter's main villain would have a Homestuck typing quirk

Noelle Deltarune running over Spamton

All these jokes about Asgore running over Dess remind me of a shitpost image edit I did once.

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