Sara Bellum. 🧠

Sup bitch pudding?

I think my time in Chicago is nearing its end. I don’t have another -7° winter left in me.

Sniff his pits or move out the way.

Started binge watching The Equalizer and I’m really enjoying it. Seeing Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett working together again made me smile.

I can’t stop singing “he scared of this pussy, he scaeeeeeed”.

Merry Christmas kiddos, now take that damn tree down.

Did a fruit haul at the local market so we could try out different things. I had no idea passion fruit looks like this. It looks like someone shitted inside of it :/

Once it hits 80° the only thing I can think about is my nose being treated like the thong part of a sandal.

Slide me bout 2 dozen 👉🏾👈🏾

At some point we’re gonna have to discuss why those Andis clippers get so hot.

Im noticing the similarities. Breaking a whole train on the first day of school is wild lol. And I love me some Sasuke. Im still pretty early in so he hasn’t shown up yet but ima stick wit it.

He was so annoying at first, but now I kinda fuck with him lol. It was just hard cuz I was so attached to their parents.

😅

This humidity got me looking like a glazed ham. I ain’t never going back.

🥕 #addblackgaysky

You really should. The people wanna see more. I’m the people.

I take some pretty cool photos in case y’all were wondering …receipts larryldp.com/home #blacksky #AddToBlacksky

These are fucking phenomenal.

I miss Neopets.

What Apple did to this photo gallery is an absolute mess. Who sanctioned this?

Traveling to places where English isn’t primarily spoken is humbling. You’re forced to use context clues and critical thinking in a way that doesn’t typically get applied at home.

Sniff his pits and whatnot.

Omg, its soooo good, one of my favorites! You’ll have to let me know what you think.

It’s been fuck them kids for quite some time, but I’m finally watching Boruto: Next Generations and I’m actually enjoying it.

IWH2BMX is absolutely phenomenal.

Lmaoo they’re much cuter once they’re fried tho. Gotta see the bigger picture :)

Potatoes are finally unionizing.

Aht aht. What you got against our fresh water friends?

It’s snowing. Let’s wrap this shit up, quickly.

Decided to go to the largest black queer festival in Brazil by myself and I don’t understand a bit of Portuguese lmaooo. This is gonna be insane.