The Stank Lorddress aka Julie

Does Grateful Dead night mean I have to remake this faded banner for the 4th time? 😫

Stank Prince scored his first goal today on the ashes of Stank Lake. Game tying goal against Minnesota United.

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The faux outrage over Eileen only gets more ridiculous the more you know about international sports. The Spanish ice dance team is a British woman engaged to an American man (born in England) and a German man, dating an Italian woman, who all live in Canada. Home is where the passport is from.

Alternate: Man who faked being Appalachian and converted to a version of Catholicism unsupported by Popes to sell books, sellout his family, and obtain power, rebukes woman who claimed her heritage and succeeded at sports.

The lad makes his first appearance on the Crewcible

Yellow bib wins gold!

Legitimately one of the worst pictures of Josh that I’ve ever seen. I wonder who he pissed off on the graphics team.

I’ve always thought my favorite color is blue but the way I’m arbitrarily rooting for anyone in yellow in Snowboard Cross has me rethinking everything. I think I’ll blame this existential crisis on the Columbus Crew.

To see a kid from the #MEGATAILGATE playing for the Columbus Crew is wild, but also it’s exactly what we talked about during STC. This community matters. It always has and it always will. Glory to Columbus.

The “feels like” temperature is in the double digits for the first time all week and someone in our neighborhood is celebrating by grilling

This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ:

"The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."

Going through my (very) old stories, stumbled upon this 1997 gem from Bruce Arena about playing at Ohio Stadium in the Columbus Crew’s early years 😂

sauvignon bloc

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

Our HS Senior daughter and our HS Senior niece are about to be the first in 3 generations of our families to leave the state for college.

This might be the most comprehensive collection of words to represent Columbus in the 90s I’ve ever read.

January 6 in History Was it a key moment in the republic’s eventual demise or a milestone on the road to democracy’s ultimate triumph? The meaning of January 6 is yet to be determined

January 6 in History

Wrote this two years ago: “If the insurrectionist-in-chief returns to power without ever facing any real consequences and while explicitly declaring his intent to establish a vindictive autocracy, then January 6 will have been successful.”

And here we are.

Dublin Scioto High School students conduct walkout in response to ICE – Matter News Following the mid-December detainment of Leonila González, the mother of a DSHS student whose arrest took place less than a half mile from the school, more than 100 students began to organize a walkou...

“We’re actually trying to bring awareness to something we all care about, and something we feel is unjust,” Amory said. “It does make me feel like we at least have some power in this situation, and that we do have a voice and people will listen to it.”

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This is good idea.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Me neither

I’m doing my part

I appreciate that they didn’t even try to pretend like he’s not in the hallway that leads to the bathroom.

Last time OSU played Miami in a bowl game, I made myself sick stress-eating a bag+ of Hershey’s kisses and my (now) husband marched away from the game with a chip hat and a National Championship ring. Feeling wild. Might eat some chocolate again tonight.

I don’t like the name Battery Daddy. But I’m happy for you.

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.

How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.

This beautiful mid-Octoberesque weather is not helping the fact that my mental preparation for Christmas is also at mid-October levels.

The Stank Prince

Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy.

Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.