daily brain rot

Hahaha

god i really fucked up that social interaction, im so pathetic i should

*remembers that the first step in healing is to stop vocalizing suicidal desires*

kill everyone else in this room

Can’t wait to turn 40 and do shit like this on Facebook

Nobody:

My dad trying to make up all those absent years:

It’s hilarious how many times i instinctively opened #TikTok last night while knowing it was banned.

The instincts won this morning😭

The U.S. banning TikTok:

Yes it all worked well on my end.

Oh it’s been working fine for me, I’ve started building my fyp😂😭

Me at night now that #tiktok is banned:

Rednote it is

Perished 😭 you can tell it’s taken its toll on me

Tiktok has parished

Boss: what’s gotten into you?! Your work efficiency has doubled!

Me: they’ve taken the tok sir

Am I onto sumn

Boutta make big bucks posting TikTok compilations on YouTube

Just Google it up your honor.

So I’m on a popular block list bc I follow over 10k ppl? I ain’t even a bot but that’s crazyyyy

Damn just seen that, I ain’t no bot tho 😭

I’m not a bot tho

Wait explain

Should I post more or was it mid

Monthly brain rot at this point

“Where do you see yourself in 5 yea-“

-FRIDAY!.. I just want to make it to Friday.

Heel* damn it

The cigarette with the one heal on the curb is sending meee 😭

It’s always “where’s daily brain rot ?“ and never “how’s daily brain rot?”

“I can’t sleep at night”

Also me at night:

Me having to keep an eye on my card from spending on myself instead of gifts:

LMAOOO

Haha okay but would Superman be susceptible to depression?😂😫