dr. bumnus, campus Krampus

Blend Battalion by snaggleteethSoftware The intimacy of fusion can save the isolated!

My 3RD GAME, "BLEND BATTALION" is out! Made in a month for a game jam, it's a deckbuilding roguelike about merging humans & orcs to save the isolated with the power of intimacy!
You can play it for free online at snaggleteethsoftware.itch.io/blend-battal... !
Warning: It's a lil kinky but not NSFW!

Fun and well-made! I managed to get what I presume is the secret ending first run, and I appreciate the difficulty multipliers.
Was I supposed to be able to use the Haberdasher as often as I wanted (Gold permitting)?

Which starter is your favourite?

aww thank you!!

New wrestling singlet's arrived - who's up first?

Deploy sleeping meds to all the servers

Thanks for the food 🙏

That’s why I have a tetramand OC.

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Yay the new issue is out!
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dog version
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It's a beautiful day, and I'm a horrible tease.
(thank you @badwolfphotos.bsky.social !)

In my restless dreams, I smell that town.

The memory stings as bitter as non-vinegar condiment. I watch Takeout Box Head lift the enormous plastic spork he carries, ready to strike.

All excellent choices, though I haven’t seen eccentric family.

Anyway my custom ordered singlet might be here soon 👀

Of course the estimated delivery window is estimated, but lmao - they're getting so efficient at not delivering parcels, they now do so 10 minutes before it's due. Now that's KPIs!

a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying `` i 've been here the whole time '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying `` i 've been here the whole time ''

RoyalFail / ParcelFarce: "We tried to deliver your package and you weren't home. Go to the depot, asshole."
Me:

That's at *least* two days' worth of humping!
Good perspective work - really emphasizes the heft. Thanks for sharing!

YouTube video by Greatest Remoans 杯糕姐是神 Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (CupcakKe Remix - Ranvision Reupload)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe-n...

Tell me why

(Not pictured: my major arteries going 😌)

Oh thank God: My fav protein shake is still tasty when done with water.
I’ve been doing milk so far, and I want to cut down my saturated fat intake.

Would eating the harmless looking mysterious candy from the gym floor turn me into a massive Himbo?
Probably not.
Do I want to live in a world where that’s possible? Yes.

One exercise in and I’m stinky and tired.
Let’s try five more!!

Welcome to my bawdy DnD podcast, "Large Natural 20s"

Before the gym: I hate going to the gym.

At the gym: I think I'm going to die.

After the gym: I'm so glad I went to the gym.

Chest day done and my bicep curl went up a little after the week off.

…woof woof I’m a big stupid muscledog

Pick the conflicts that are necessary, and work on handling your fight or fight response. It’s scary but it’s doable, and imo worth it. Do your best!

help a bull out

@ziggybull.bsky.social

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