dr. bumnus, campus Krampus

Repost you in a singlet

Plenty of handholds for wrestling - or during a rodeo. Looking great! Be proud of your hard work.

Me in a nutshell 💀

You’re doing amazing! Keep it up.

Blend Battalion by snaggleteethSoftware The intimacy of fusion can save the isolated!

My 3RD GAME, "BLEND BATTALION" is out! Made in a month for a game jam, it's a deckbuilding roguelike about merging humans & orcs to save the isolated with the power of intimacy!
You can play it for free online at snaggleteethsoftware.itch.io/blend-battal... !
Warning: It's a lil kinky but not NSFW!

Fun and well-made! I managed to get what I presume is the secret ending first run, and I appreciate the difficulty multipliers.
Was I supposed to be able to use the Haberdasher as often as I wanted (Gold permitting)?

Which starter is your favourite?

aww thank you!!

New wrestling singlet's arrived - who's up first?

Deploy sleeping meds to all the servers

Thanks for the food 🙏

That’s why I have a tetramand OC.

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Yay the new issue is out!
(📷: @badwolfphotos.bsky.social)

dog version
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It's a beautiful day, and I'm a horrible tease.
(thank you @badwolfphotos.bsky.social !)

In my restless dreams, I smell that town.

The memory stings as bitter as non-vinegar condiment. I watch Takeout Box Head lift the enormous plastic spork he carries, ready to strike.

All excellent choices, though I haven’t seen eccentric family.

Anyway my custom ordered singlet might be here soon 👀

Of course the estimated delivery window is estimated, but lmao - they're getting so efficient at not delivering parcels, they now do so 10 minutes before it's due. Now that's KPIs!

a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying `` i 've been here the whole time '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying `` i 've been here the whole time ''

RoyalFail / ParcelFarce: "We tried to deliver your package and you weren't home. Go to the depot, asshole."
Me:

That's at *least* two days' worth of humping!
Good perspective work - really emphasizes the heft. Thanks for sharing!

YouTube video by Greatest Remoans 杯糕姐是神 Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (CupcakKe Remix - Ranvision Reupload)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe-n...

Tell me why

(Not pictured: my major arteries going 😌)

Oh thank God: My fav protein shake is still tasty when done with water.
I’ve been doing milk so far, and I want to cut down my saturated fat intake.

Would eating the harmless looking mysterious candy from the gym floor turn me into a massive Himbo?
Probably not.
Do I want to live in a world where that’s possible? Yes.

One exercise in and I’m stinky and tired.
Let’s try five more!!

Welcome to my bawdy DnD podcast, "Large Natural 20s"

Before the gym: I hate going to the gym.

At the gym: I think I'm going to die.

After the gym: I'm so glad I went to the gym.