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I hope my raptured neighbors leave me some nice steaks today.

I keep getting rejected. I’m starting to think I don’t want to be in this club.

None of us ever know WTF to eat.

Mood

Chicken wings, crash potatoes, brownies from scratch. All this and we don’t even watch sportsball.

Yay, but fuck Trump though. Zuck too.

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Whatever it comes back as, it won't be the same. It's like Pet Cemetery. "Sometimes dead is better."

Documenting the price of a dozen eggs. Curbside price, central Texas, 1/19/25, $4.71

This sheds a whole new light to the old saying “human milk for human babies.” What creatures did I nurse for so long?!? 👽

My mom would tell my kitten that he’s going to ruin his eyes sitting so close to the TV.

Is there a date that we’re deleting our FB accounts? Together for added impact?

The top 5 foods you need to AVOID in 2025 to get healthier

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Fill your water jugs, Texans.
Rumor has it Cancun Cruz was spotted at the airport.

A gold, diamond encrusted band on an Apple Watch is the new Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

Why do I bother pretending that things I buy for myself are for Christmas? That stuff never makes it under the tree.

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They can stay f’ed off permanently.

I just went through the drive thru car wash and their soap scent and lighting gave me a flashback to 1982 Spencers Gifts. Strange.

I resemble this remark.

Just like in the Bible ✝️

Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.

That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

I put my house lights up before Thanksgiving for the first time ever just to have some cheer. If the HOA tries to ding me for having them up too early, I might pretend to be a persecuted Christian. #irony

You’ll never guess who says he is considering taking away Medicaid and food stamps from up to 70 million Americans…

Did y’all wanna talk about the price of eggs still or nah?

They loathe Ted Cruz too, yet here we are.

The urge to become a fairytale witch and go to the woods is real.