rowan ward 🏳️‍⚧️

goodness gracious. the American sled hockey team is *not screwing around*.

i was today years old when i realised Mugatu was by Blofeld. that's freaking clever. #doinghorsenamingright

i cannot wait to watch you! <3

holy shit

dear Ryan Gosling,

please reprise Beavis.

love, me

taking the bus down west Roosevelt and some goofwagon has hung signs advising people to vote Republican for a better life because the machine Democrats have sucked.

holy false dichotomy, Batman.

chef's. kiss.

this right here is why the Downfall Meme exists.

ly-RIC! ram-PAGE!

Missouri is a southern state

I'M ON A RAMPAGE

okay, whoever named a Life Is Good baby Shower Beer? i'm here for it. you're #DoingHorseNamingRight.

watching wheelchair curling (USA vs. Japan) and my goodness, it's impressive these shots they can land, especially with no one sweeping. the shooters have to gauge direction, weight, spin...and once the rock is shot, that's it. it's compelling.

wrestlesky is so dang gay :-)

this. i grew up in a red state. and even though i now live in about the bluest place there is - Chicago - it doesn't mean i can or want to stop caring about people who live in states or cities with lawmakers who care less about people's humanity than ones here happen to.

hi, it's me, living my butt rock fantasy at karaoke, it's me

anyone who is or wants to be a decent person? the only rhetoric around ICE needs to be "yeet the institution into the sun and bring its enablers and functionaries to justice". no less.

songs that should be at every karaoke bar: "Confessional" by Second Coming.

"BUTTERFLIES remember being caterpillars despite being turned into GOO before they emerge from the chrysalis!!!"

"Ma'am this is a Menard's, please pay for your garden gloves and leave"

opening ceremonies may not be until Friday but Paralympic curling starts tomorrow! 🥌🥌😍

okay this was amazing 😂🏳️‍⚧️

it really is. :)

(and unrelated. Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird. I LOVE IT. 🇨🇦🐺🐦🏒)

i got super lucky - the only reason i knew it was a few weeks ago i saw something talking about how it was a far cry from the Tiffany Network days and i was like "wtf is that?". and then, rabbit holed on it.

now that results are posted? the ABSOLUTE SHADE of yesterday's @learnedleague.com question about the Tiffany Network was glorious. #LL108

dear text message scammer:

i am pretty sure i don't have a traffic violation associated with my Illinois driver's license, given that i have never had an Illinois driver's license. 🖕

You think I’m stupid enough to book my own murder?!

ha, probably not!

i've still never had an uncrustable, though...it's weird, i love peanut butter and jelly but they make me think of the...jarred packaged mix of peanut butter and jelly, which was never as good as just putting together the sandwich myself.

i will say this, the Fleet have a 🐐-tier team logo. that's some amazing design.

honestly until i figure out who my team is, anyone but Frost sounds pretty great 😂

friday: @learnedleague.com asks about Raising Cane's

right now: i am nomming on some chicken fingers and texas toast

these things are related #LL108