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Roxanne Paris the 1st

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Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. I exist online at www.classicroxanne.com.

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an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 3012    🔁 1171    💬 27    📌 17

Hahaha Every. Single. Time.

04.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was a main feature in the trailer/soundtrack for 28 Years Later, but probably a good time to re-post an anti-war poem.

04.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Feelings based on fact” is how I write all my poems.

04.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

28.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 7265    🔁 1360    💬 72    📌 26

On the record as profoundly and violently sick of this shit

28.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 296    🔁 73    💬 4    📌 0

Aw that’s rad. I’ve seen them live a few times and every single show felt like an awesome party with dancing and all your fave songs playing. It’s a great energy. Enjoy!

27.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worth it

27.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Faith has tried literally everything else and is out of options hahah

26.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahah yessss. I’m so excited to watch this

26.02.2026 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next to rolled cloth napkins on a silver platter! 😂😂 Incredible

26.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Your old road is rapidly agin'
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.”
-Sen Robert Zimmerman.

25.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you could do literally ANYTHING to oppose Trump besides make little posters and tell us stuff we already know that would be GREAT. Dems need strong cohesive leadership, aggressive messaging and daily reminders of how and why this administration is corrupt as hell and instead we’re getting this

25.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s the over/under on him just saying the N word during his speech tonight?

25.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.

In related news: A chatbot convinced her she’d find love. Then it betrayed her

www.npr.org/2026/02/14/n...

22.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yellow background with blue star designs in the corners. Two text windows with the first saying ‘your ai chat it doesn’t care about you’ and the second saying ‘it’s true. I don’t.’ A small blue window at the bottom says ‘make real friends’.

Yellow background with blue star designs in the corners. Two text windows with the first saying ‘your ai chat it doesn’t care about you’ and the second saying ‘it’s true. I don’t.’ A small blue window at the bottom says ‘make real friends’.

PSA

22.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I would recognize your skeleton if I saw it.”

17.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is this man always leaning in this doorway? They keep catching him on his way out of the Air Force One bathroom and decide to turn it into a press conference every time?

17.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

12.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 4999    🔁 1794    💬 76    📌 165
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 12771    🔁 2954    💬 314    📌 266

LOL. “We know we’re supposed to be mad at Bad Bunny, but we’re not sure for what. Let us Google Translate some lyrics and see if that does anything. Maybe.”

10.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 28933    🔁 5016    💬 177    📌 154

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

08.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 11266    🔁 3844    💬 1    📌 40

Time is a flat circle.

08.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format

08.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 2163    🔁 132    💬 16    📌 6
Sleeping bag but make it fashion. Also from the future. A human carrying a sign that says Irlanda wears giant black goggles that covers most of their face. Head is bundled in a silver scarf cape. Entire outfit is a huge insulated silver puffy coat dress.

Sleeping bag but make it fashion. Also from the future. A human carrying a sign that says Irlanda wears giant black goggles that covers most of their face. Head is bundled in a silver scarf cape. Entire outfit is a huge insulated silver puffy coat dress.

Sleeping bag but make it fashion. Also from the future. A human carrying a sign that says Irlanda wears giant black goggles that covers most of their face. Head is bundled in a silver scarf cape. Entire outfit is a huge insulated silver puffy coat dress.

Sleeping bag but make it fashion. Also from the future. A human carrying a sign that says Irlanda wears giant black goggles that covers most of their face. Head is bundled in a silver scarf cape. Entire outfit is a huge insulated silver puffy coat dress.

I actually really want the outfit all the country name carriers were wearing.

07.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dancers performing during the opening ceremony.
Credit : Michael Kappeler/picture alliance via Getty

Dancers performing during the opening ceremony. Credit : Michael Kappeler/picture alliance via Getty

I just love that on the world’s largest stage featuring the greatest athletes alive, the choir and theatre kids get to go absolutely HAM for a few hours at the start. #olympics

07.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

06.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 5773    🔁 1581    💬 114    📌 58