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Roxanne Paris Barker

@classicroxanne.bsky.social

Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. For my writing follow me on https://roxanneparis.substack.com/. My online address is www.classicroxanne.com.

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So we're all just one light breeze away from completely losing it, right

06.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 68    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

06.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 7516    🔁 1959    💬 73    📌 55

THIS. NON-STOP. Take away their ability to post videos that makes them look like the cool buff shaved army commandos they want to be by showing them being afraid a protestor in a goofy costume. Fight fascism with silliness. They truly do not know how to handle it.

06.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They took 4 Black children from their US citizen parents. Chicago PD needs to make kidnapping arrests. Now.

03.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 691    🔁 252    💬 17    📌 15

Wasn’t Dante’s 4th level of hell just filled with extremely online people who would ‘well actually’ the Pope?

02.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Everything this administration does is so stupid and ham-fisted that I think I'm losing it

01.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 40    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

01.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 60408    🔁 17796    💬 1528    📌 793
Red screen with white text that reads ‘It does not matter whether the war is actually happening, and since no decisive victory is possible, it does not matter whether the war is going well or badly. All that is needed is that a state of war should exist. -1984’

Red screen with white text that reads ‘It does not matter whether the war is actually happening, and since no decisive victory is possible, it does not matter whether the war is going well or badly. All that is needed is that a state of war should exist. -1984’

30.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weak men always think they’re strong. Anyway, Pete Hegseth is a wife beater and has Nazi tattoos under his suit

30.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

These are my favorite retail worker interactions. Just an immediate agreement that yes that person was being a compete dingus.

30.09.2025 00:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sliced, on a toasted baguette spread with apple butter and some melted Brie on top

30.09.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Werner Herzog gets it

30.09.2025 00:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

29.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if we just unplug the internet in America for like 10-15 years til we can figure a few things out?

29.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s so much horrific murder in this country

28.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Live Updates: At Least 2 Dead, 8 Wounded in Michigan Church Shooting

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

28.09.2025 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Three dead and several injured after shooting at US waterfront bar The attacker opened fire from a boat at a crowded waterfront bar in Southport, North Carolina, officials say.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

28.09.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My friend just texted me “It’s the guns, dummies” and we had a uniquely American mix up of which tragic horrific mass shooting we were each talking about. And this is the second time this month I have had that experience. America’s gun lust is a plague.

28.09.2025 17:55 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

This song is always great but it’s extra great ✨now✨

26.09.2025 06:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched the ‘Thank You Very Much’ doc about Andy Kauffman and one of the quotes that I can’t stop thinking about is “Everything in America is wrestling; you’re performing for an audience that doesn’t know it’s watching a show.” Which pretty much sums up the mess we’re in now.

25.09.2025 17:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

25.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 3314    🔁 529    💬 38    📌 7

Rebranding any minor inconvenience I experience as SABOTAGE.

25.09.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every day there is a new piece (or many) of the saddest news I've ever heard, and it's especially brutal to consider that this is being done on purpose by our government.

23.09.2025 17:50 — 👍 464    🔁 87    💬 4    📌 2
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Anybody get raptured?

23.09.2025 11:17 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 1

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

22.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 4308    🔁 865    💬 12    📌 32

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

22.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 3547    🔁 811    💬 3    📌 0

Just rewatched this a few days ago as a fun lil pick me up distraction from the current actual horrors of being alive in 2025. Still an absolute masterpiece.

22.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘Don’t Tread On Me’ folks, u up? Because your boy’s doing a fair bit of treading.

20.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

19.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 17701    🔁 4020    💬 227    📌 87

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