Scar

Waiting in a lobby and Taylor swifts new album is playing, this being the only scenario I’d ever have listened to it. It is actually awful in case anyone was skeptical, like pure dog shit omg

The absolute hysterical thing about those defending Kirk’s ideology is that that man’s hateful rhetoric is *so* incredibly well documented that you either have to admit that 1. You ignored it or 2. You agree with it and 3. Either way you still think he’s a “man of god”

It’s a fairly common Asian potato starch noodle, it’s not something you’d accidentally mix up

if you don't want your microplastics just put em in me i'll take em

Glass noodles are dangerous because I can eat approximately 1 million and not realize I’ve done so until 15 minutes later when I’m rapidly approaching death

My other biggest fear is AI generated right wing memes in Facebook comments if that tells you anything about my state of mind

My biggest fear working from home is that someone is going to break in and rob my house while I’m in the middle of presenting some corporate jargon BS on zoom and I’m gonna have to find a way to bow out of the meeting without embarrassing myself in front of both the robber and my coworkers

COVID got me flipping like a rotisserie chicken in my bed just so I can have a lil time breathing out of each nostril separately but equally

The company I work for decided to celebrate #earthday with a QR code that talks about our environmental impact and commitment to sustainably…. printed on a plastic water bottle

People who get upset about “the alphabet gang,” have you heard a coder talk? “I gotta run the C++ code in my WBA box to debug the CRM DBB” yall focused on the wrong people.

This year I’ve noticed way more people than I typically do with the same birthday as me and I’m taking it personally

People relocating a house to a new spot is insane like… what do you MEAN you PICKED THE HOUSE UP AND MOVED IT please put it back down right now!!!

I need Mother Nature to churn through US presidents that way it does with popes please

“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.

Yup!

Petition to find a better way to insult Tr*** than the word orange. Orange sounds too whimsical, too many good things are orange, we need something with more teeth. I don’t know the answer, but surely we can do better

Microsoft inventing a new state of matter makes sense because they also invent a new Outlook every year that’s somehow worse than the previous one

Went for a reiki session yesterday and then today got in a fight in the drive thru bc some girl cut in front of me. Idk if that means the reiki worked or not.

Somebody said how dumb people must be to believe that these ultra-wealthy con artists who have never a day in their life cared about the economic status of average people, suddenly care and devote their entire days to it. I can’t unsee it.

Can we get an “add/follow from your contacts“ feature PLEASE

America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

The fact that hegemony is pronounced heh-jeh-MOE-nee and not heh-jeh-MUN-ee is absolutely disgusting and I will not elaborate further

I’ve officially hit the point of winter where I’m bored to tears but also have no motivation to do anything about it

What happened to all the good sources of stupid ass memes I need a hit

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Honestly as long as he doesn’t fuck shit up I don’t even care anymore

Well that’s… something 😂💕

Those days when you replay every interaction you had and just cringe at yourself because you’re sure each was your worst moment on earth

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