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I swear ain’t nothing taste better than an ice cold, crisp Diet Coke.

I fixed the PUMA logo and made it better

Like that wasn’t me… it was Trish! And she’s not here right now 😭😭

I made decisions and commitments while I was manic and now I don’t want to do them 😭

I never thought I’d be the type of person to freak out if they lost their vape… bitch was MIA for A WEEK. I was a bit antsy

Bro I told my husband “I’d find you in every lifetime, just so you could give me our kids in every lifetime.” And he said “gross” broooo that was the most romanticest shit ever!!

PLEASE tell me someone else is watching The Black Dagger Brotherhood on Passionflix?

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DID YOU ALL KNOW A BAG OF FUNYUNS. THE LITERAL WORST ABOUT CHIP TO AIR/BAG RATIO. IS FREAKING $5.19. FIVE DOLLARS AND NINE TEEN CENTS.

Do you ever wonder if someone has facebook stalked you?

I’m in an area where good internet access is nonexistent. ⭐️link has gotten very popular obviously because it’s better than what is available to us. But I’m so TORN. I don’t want to support a trash person company, but I want good internet dammit!

I just want to be the type of person Jenna Marbles would be proud of

Glorilla and Meg Thee Stallion make me feel some type of way

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I cannot express the happiness I feel when I can successfully help a patient enroll in a patient assistance program for their meds. Best way to start the day is an approved notification.

I wish paying for a college degree was more affordable

Apparently Republican calls typically outnumber Democrat calls by large margins.

And calls MATTER.

Make your voice heard.

Download 5 calls app.

It provides scripts, phone numbers, basically all but makes the call for you.

If you call now, chances are you can leave a voicemail.

DO IT.

I don’t smoke and makes me want to light a whole pack 😭

Why didn’t they use the Wolverine from Epic Movie to be one of the Wolverine variants in Deadpool???

Why do people automatically assume since my name is “Samantha” I go by Sam? I prefer Antha, thanks ✌🏻💁🏻‍♀️

Lemme know when you’re hiring

Yes ma’am! Those in government should NOT be millionaires. And the insider trading? Martha Stewart must be so pissed

Honestly after using Xiaohongshu I prefer it over tiktok. Do I know what they’re saying? No. But the vibes? The vibes are perfect. It’s all cat videos, grwm, and just perfection.

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This season of drag just ain’t it. Worst season I’ve seen so far in my opinion

I have decided to live my life like it’s the early 2010s again.
Obama is my president
Jenna Marbles is still on YouTube
Harambe is still alive

I’m tired of living in this time line

Your podcast is my bedtime story every night 😅

I was just thinking man I hope Alton Brown is one of the people who has moved to bsky and what do you know @altonbrown.bsky.social there he is.

Hell yeah ✊🏻

Can we just end Greys Atatomy already? It’s just 3 more season before the relationships become incestual

What an interesting notification from Robinhood tonight 🤣😅

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Anybody else look outside and see the snow and think it’s a great day to watch all of the Twilight movies