Incredible ass
But also where did you buy?

Cast him in the live action remake 😤

Very spooky 😱

Thank you for your service 🫡

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Definitely the other Christopher Guest mockumentaries. A Might Wind and Waiting for Guffman

If its so hard to secure any apartment doesn't that make them ALL luxury 🫠

Right back at ya

Got called 'top 5' ass eater today
Gonna need the other 4 to show themselves..... and prove it

Why did my newest little toy come in such a big box 😫

Love to buy things that go up my butt and never put them there

So glad to learn I'm not the only one 😅

Parched!

Feeling like getting laid could fix like 70% of my issues right now

Let someone else try.... 🤔

Thinking of something else tight you could run it into 👀

Just sit back and admire it a little maybe?

Hey! That's me 😲

Watched a porn where the premise was a couple moving in together and I'm so mad at how that really did it for me

I'm not especially a foot guy but I could certainly make a deposit for the good of the people

Sports theme means I can finally wear my singlet out?

Maybe I wanna go to Chunk tonight?
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

It is a holey day i suppose

I can't vote does that mean I'd have to spend the whole night getting cucked?

Wait.. which is which?

Does it count as a cowboy if I just have a bunch of large cow pics in my house?

It is feeling kinda fat this morning
#fcf #fatcockfriday

Kinda keep thinking about having things up my butt

I'll just close my eyes and try to imagine it