Georgia Metal Dad

Gonna have the biggest party at my house when that piece of shit kicks the bucket. Tie a bunch of red white and blue balloons all around my house and play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebrate” on a loop.

Can I rent one under a fake name and set it on fire?

The dems have been holding up a rulebook saying “See? It says right here that a dog is t allowed to play basketball!!” While a fucking dog dunks all over us repeatedly.

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The Democratic Party should change their name to the Washington Generals.

The cute little guy was only 6’5” then, aww.

So I’m at the gym this morning and one of the TVs has reruns of Hogan’s Heroes on it. Wild that in the 60s we made a tv show that was all “LOL Nazis, hahahaha.”

Man that is a bummer. I’ll be seeing them at Sonic Temple next year. Hope y’all feel better soon.

This is the best tradition in college sports.

Please god let her run. Ossoff would wipe the floor with her.

What’s Condoleezza up to now?

Can we get a death for an orange creep next time?

If you’re in Georgia, get your ass to the polls today and vote blue in the PSC races.

I have literally no idea who the people are that are in the Georgia Public Service commission election tomorrow. I’m just showing up to vote for the Democrats because anyone running for the Republican Party is a piece of shit in this timeline.

Real ones know that Halloween stuff is on clearance right now

Oh lawd he comin

Congrats to UGA and the SEC officiating crew on beating the Gators tonight.

RIP Dolores. She was an amazing talent.

I always wondered where he leaped to next.

The MRI technician, with tears in his eyes said “Sir, thank you. That was bigly the best MRI I have ever seen.”

This current cabinet brings all the morons to the yard

One nil to the Arsenal.

Publix, probably.

They work fantastically for the rich.

I’m so stoked that neither the Raiders nor Gators can ruin my weekend.

That account followed me 🤷‍♂️

Joke’s on you dude, I’m boring as fuck

FTD.

Sincerely, a disgruntled Giants fan.

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