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Keef

@keefthefifth.bsky.social

NC Central Alum πŸ¦… | ΞšΞ‘Ξ¨ | ΦΝΠ ♦️ | Follow me, I have all my side teeth.

121 Followers  |  166 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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Thanks. I’ve been on the same boss all weekend. I don’t wanna go to sleep until I beat it πŸ˜‚

09.12.2024 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just started playing Cuphead and I wasn’t warned on how entertained and pissed off id be.

09.12.2024 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all deleted y’all twitter account yet?

09.12.2024 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a black shirt that says 999 on it ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black shirt that says 999 on it

I see y’all stealing viral tweets and bringing them over here

06.12.2024 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something about drinking coffee in the evening >

04.12.2024 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen 1 too many yn’s with ski mask on in this movie theatre tonight.

01.12.2024 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

30.11.2024 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20161    πŸ” 1889    πŸ’¬ 1800    πŸ“Œ 589

Had no idea Johnny cinco dropped new music

30.11.2024 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a bluesky mass block list dedicated to all the Latinos that say nigga.

28.11.2024 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11
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When you trying to be a chill guy, but it's not enough

25.11.2024 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??

They were cooked in Greece

27.11.2024 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12878    πŸ” 1190    πŸ’¬ 550    πŸ“Œ 191

Friends tomorrow please simply remember that fall foods often do not photograph well no matter how it may taste

28.11.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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People really be posting on ig threads

28.11.2024 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I SAID POST MORE MEMES ON THIS MF!!

27.11.2024 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

Too late, I saw a cyber truck irl for the first time

27.11.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Malcolm Washingtons character is annoying as hell in that piano movie

26.11.2024 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hobbies:

-Switching between the same 3-5 apps for hours
-Not speaking to anybody for days at a time
-Listening to the same songs I’ve been listening to for 25 years
-Imagining being in situations that will literally never exist

23.11.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

β€œShoot the dice you snaggle tooth mf”

23.11.2024 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked Chat GPT to generate an image of what it thinks I look like and πŸ₯΄

23.11.2024 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips . ALT: a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .

imagine buying twitter for billions just for the ppl that made it to make a whole new platform with your money so they can leave it 🀣

15.11.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Early 2000s classics πŸ«±πŸ½β€πŸ«²πŸΌ 🍸

23.11.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Debating on going to Dreamville next year. πŸ€”

23.11.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30+ Skeeters, what y’all on tonight?

22.11.2024 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 161

All that discourse over pho?? πŸ₯΄

21.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New job me

21.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell her to come over here then

21.11.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

20.11.2024 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3449    πŸ” 954    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 483

Is it any good? I’ve been debating on starting it.

20.11.2024 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0