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At this point I can only assume this isn't just incompetence anymore and you're actively collaborating with the fascist government. Quisling bullshit.

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

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Speaking with Deadline, Cohen revealed his "Gio Moldonado" character filmed an interview with an unspecified Las Vegas hotel concierge that broached the subject of Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault cases. Cohen then pivoted toward "extreme comedy," implying his character had molested a young boy, though the concierge didn't react as anticipated. "We thought that the guy would leave the room," recalled Cohen. "Instead, this concierge stays in the room and I go, listen, you've got to help me get rid of the problem.' And this guy starts advising Gio how to get rid of this issue. We even at one point talk about murdering the boy, and the concierge is just saying, 'well, listen, I'm really sorry. In this country, we can't just drown the boy. This is America we don't do that." Cohen went on to explain how the concierge offered to connect him with a lawyer to silence the boy, but that wasn't the end of it. His character next inquired if the concierge could fetch him a "date" with a boy "lower than Bar Mitzvah but older than eight," and the concierge reportedly replied "yeah, I can put you in touch with somebody who can get you some boys like that." The stunt was considered "too dark and wrong" for even This Is America, and Cohen's team subsequently sent their footage to the F.B.I. to investigate. According to Cohen, the bureau evidently decided not to pursue the matter, though the actor noted "This concierge had said that he'd worked for politicians and various billionaires."

Thinking about the time Sacha Baron Cohen, while shooting "Who Is America?," accidentally uncovered a Las Vegas child sex trafficking ring for billionaires and politicians and the FBI's response was just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You can tell this is an AI bot, because a real human would have called him a "thin desert twink"

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

Thinking of giving up completely, digging myself a sod-roofed shelter out of a rocky slope, and keeping a modest potato garden by the bog edge while trying to get in with the local minks and shrews. Perhaps finding a niche in the bog economy. Perhaps just apprenticing to become a marmot.

Apropos of nothing

they essentially promised him needed accommodations (editing, no mic) for his condition, and not only didn't follow through, but instead did the opposite. BBC stole the dignity of so many people that night and turned what should have been a celebration for everyone into hurt, shame, and pain

I'm old enough that I watched a healthy girl in my kindergarten class catch polio and was in a wheelchair by 1st grade and she died at 36. She cried all the time because she was in pain. When you die I'm gonna piss on your grave, Del.

You can tell when someone has never met a horse.

Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the State of the Union:

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

Gonna start a rumor that Barron's getting shorter. Spending time in a hydraulic press because of guy on Kick named KlanShortener. I don't know.

HEY PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU SEE IT SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY CAT AND KEEP MY HOUSING

shocking statistic that will stun people who have had their heads in the sand and dont talk with trans people at all these past couple years. protections are full on collapsing in more states than they aren't and almost every trans person is either trying to, hoping to, or actively moving around now

it is not very pleasant viewing but you’ll want to see this absolutely bonkers video from a trusted tiktokker about the implications of the drone war in ukraine

I'm watching the Seattle City Council's public safety committee this morning for a briefing by the public safety departments, which include the CARE Team of unarmed first responders. The police contract prohibits CARE from responding to calls if there is any evidence of any crime whatsoever.

pay...people...to do...things.....that need to be done.........???? what dark magic is this

Lithium Plume in Our Atmosphere Traced Back to Returning SpaceX Rocket Space junk returning to the Earth is introducing metal pollution to the pristine upper atmosphere as it burns up on re-entry, a new study has found.

Hey, so all those rocket launches people love cheering on are probably destroying the upper atmosphere. Repairing the ozone layer in the 90s is one of our all-time great achievements as a global civilization; private rocket men seem intent on reversing that.

Also easier to see which are just empty investment properties.

Opinion | As a conscientious parent and a political centrist, I pledge to never raise a son who sexually abuses women like Donald Trump or a daughter who has an annoying laugh like Kamala Harris.

Once again, the correct and obvious answer to "Will you vote for Gavin Newsom for president in November 2028?" is as follows:

"I will not, because he will not be the Democratic nominee."

"It is not a coincidence that Epstein was also interested in crypto, in AI, in right-wing populism, in trad Cath extremists, and anti-trans ideology, ... Epstein gravitated toward fields and figures that rank humans, explain away cruelty, or biologize inequality."