Trash Night Video

[FRANTICALLY GATHERING UP MY CGI PAPERS] Hurry-- hurry! There's no time, NO TIME LEFT AT ALL! THE CINEMAW APPROACHES--!!

[nodding sagely] May our Lord and True God, Keymaster of our Minds, Jeff, grace us with his beneficience on this day. Amazomen.

Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of.

Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays?

Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime.
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STALWART SOULS...

RECALL THAT WE YET SWIM IN THE UNSPACE BETWEEN TWO "FIFTH TUESDAYS"....

ERGO..... NO FILM SHALL BE SUMMONED 'PON THIS NIGHT............

PERCHANCE WE SHALL SEE YOU ON THIS UPCOMING "FIFTH TUESDAY" INSTEAD.............................................?

Extremely funny that this happened to the movie where the whole plot hinges on Brandon Lee's ability to assert to Ernest Borgnine that America is the land where you are free to do as you please

"Fake"???????

if this were a bannable offense they would NEVER let me in the library!!!!!!

thank you, and yeah, it'd be great if competitors in the streaming space didn't keep being "for gambling" or "for fascists" or "for quietly inflating the value of a related stablecoin" or "im actually not sure but their discord is always full of people asking where they can watch ufc"

Notice on the Trash Night Twitch page asserting that we have been temporarily suspended from the service because Jeff Bezos thinks that a wet t-shirt is something you can't show on network television after 10PM

Incredible. Impeccable. Would not have this incredibly blursed stream experience end any other way. Thank you all profusely for coming out tonight despite everything. We'll figure out a makeup stream in the future.

(a screech of balding tires in your driveway; a second note crammed hurriedly through your pet door; a parallel receding tire-peal; you notice this one also has a Hershey's Kiss taped on)

"TONIGHT~
MILD TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
PREVENT US FROM BEGINNING
BEFORE 8:00PM EST

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE"

A single rose, spilled gently onto a wet table. Not sure how to explain this but the whole scene is very sensual and lurid despite only really depicting a mess somebody's going to have to clean up. I mean I guess you could describe a lot of stuff people do when they're naked that way but there's definitely not people in this picture. So what the fuck

Hm... no word about the Fifth Tuesday or its portentous leylines today... (sigh) I guess Trash Night must've f.... o-oh? What's this? In the foyer.... bandied about by the wind... a single rose? And—a note? Attached to its stem...

"TONIGHT~
7:30PM EST
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[LIPSTICK PRINT]"

Thank you for this timestamp. Caught 100% off guard. Tears in my eyes laughing. Never heard of this, thank you profusely

OK this one doesn't really make thematic sense with the skeet but I had one more 3D rendering of clocks in space and couldn't find another place to use it. What, am I just gonna let a 3D rendering of some clocks passing through a.... I dunno, some kind of Slime Gate.... just sit on my hard drive, gathering dust?

Thank you for bearing through this inconvenience with us. This may seem extreme... this may well seem risky. However, this generationally-fecund paramagical harvest should be evident in the rich filmgoods we'll be able to share together when this is all over.

Until then: See you, trash cowpokes...

An artist's computer-graphics depiction of the phase following a Fifth Tuesday, also known as "TimeCalm."

By August, the resonance flare should have died down, and our schedule should return to our standard "Third Tuesday" pattern. We'll give an uncommon amount of notice before each screening all summer just in case.

Big VHS tape reading "JULY 15TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 29TH," which itself is pasted over a still frame of a BASF commercial. (This still frame, as it happens, was too much of a pain in the ass to Photoshop to look like it was saying "JULY 15TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 29TH" naturally. One can only imagine how it ended up here, of all places!)

The second Fifth Tuesday is on July 29th, conveniently the same listed date whether you use modern or ancient calendars.

JULY'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 29TH.

**Please note: This is a rescheduling of July's screening.**

JUNE 17TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 1ST (this text is front-and-center on an image, emblazoned on a VHS tape. This was done to attract the notice of sighted people who don't bother with close reading, but who will glance at a picture with a big red stripe in it, sort of like how you can wave food around to get a dog's attention. I think 85% of the internet by volume is just this trick over and over and over.)

The first Fifth Tuesday lands on June 31st, a date totally discarded by the modern Roman Calendar. To observe it, we will hold June's screening on - to use modern parlance - "July 1st."

JUNE'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 1ST.

**Please note: This is a rescheduling of tomorrow's screening.**

The dig site where the "DOUBLE FIFTH TUESDAY" confluence was first discovered, by Dr. C. Pudding.

One of the recently-uncovered stelas, which our junior Videotape Archaeologists has been dispatched to study for further chronotemporal disturbances, and potentially ones we might know about as far as one whole day in advance.

Trash Night Skunkworks Research and Grill, LLC, has developed this state-of-the-art computer rendering to provide a "visual depiction" of what it might look like to witness an unbridled chronostorm upending the local leyline network, thereby making it impossible to properly generate a cinematic substrate. This sole image is rumoured to have cost upwards of $40 to generate

"Fifth Tuesday," a cyber-painting.

These stelas portend of an imminent chronotemporal superstorm - large enough to overwhelm our local tributary of leylines and mutating our schedule.

The extremely rare "FIFTH TUESDAY," only usually a once-a-year phenomenon.... is about to strike twice.

PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY. FILM'S ARE AT STAKE.

A late-1980s-style homespun computer graphics rendering of the planet Earth (with an inexplicable glow around it) seated in space as usual, and next to it of course the enormous wood-and-glass hourglass 1.5 times as tall as the Earth which as we all know also floats in space next to it, and also it has lots of little Earths inside of it instead of sand. Or maybe they are eyeballs?

Another mid-80s computer graphics render, this time of a VCR and a VHS tape floating above a checkered plane.

Just your basic Time Crossroads in space, representing the shift in time and fortune we are about to experience

Time. Space. Videotape. These three components exhibit a powerful resonance when brought together on leyline-resonant days; these are, traditionally, known as our "Third Tuesdays."

However...recent archaeological work has uncovered ancient calendars from before man's memory. This carries portent.

SUCKILY and despite great effort it was not meant to be this month. but thank you sincerely for asking, both now and in general 💜 we strive to, one day, crack the code on "publishing needful information before it is strictly required" 🥴

hate to say it, but this whole last month has been ass sufficient to completely derail this months cyberstream - you know it's real when it's been SO ass that the post about it foregoes the Funny Layer out of spiritual exhaustion

be good to each other, watch some stupid shit, see you in june 💪📼💜

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Due to, "Just Some Of, Life's Little Moment's", please allow 10-15 minutes for tonight's CyberStream to achieve full broadcast activation. Thank you

Twitch Twitch is the world

Have you seaked to answer the daring question, "What if I could open a web page site and experience the sensetion of being repeatedly clobbered about the skull with a soft mallet"

Well,
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TONIGHT @ 7:30P<M
"A Classic Film Of Cinema"

Reminder: For us European garbage movie enthusiasts, tonight's Trash Night will be an hour early at 00:30 CET because of US daylight savings.

Set your alarms accordingly.

trashnightvideo - Twitch TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has

No kicky text obliquely describing an event here, as we have all been receiving the same sleep-rending visions at 3:33AM each night for two weeks, have all become thrall, and are all powerlessly observing our own bodies ambulating us to the same place:

TONIGHT
@7:30EST
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[WAKIZASHI YOU BOUGHT AT THE MALL SUDDENLY CRACKLES WITH A HORRIBLE ENERGY AND, RENDING ITSELF FROM ITS 3D-PRINTED PLA WALL MOUNTS, EMBEDDING ITSELF TO THE HILT IN YOUR IKEA LACK, FLARING TO UNLIFE, WREATHED IN BLACK FLAME, SPEAKS]: Oh for sure

TONIGHT
7:30EST
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trashnightvideo - Twitch TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has

this assertion may be predictable considering its source, but i feel strongly about this: we have a social imperative, nay an emotional imperative, nay a SPIRITUAL imperative, to all watch the stupidest possible movie together ASAP

tomorrow night at 7:30PM EST
twitch.tv/trashnightvideo

trashnightvideo - Twitch TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has

this assertion may be predictable considering its source, but i feel strongly about this: we have a social imperative, nay an emotional imperative, nay a SPIRITUAL imperative, to all watch the stupidest possible movie together ASAP

tomorrow night at 7:30PM EST
twitch.tv/trashnightvideo

(discreetly but vehemently nodding)

Santa Claus laid up on an IKEA couch grabbing his midsection like he ate a bad quiche

Santa Claus, maybe the same one, laid up on a slightly different couch, this time taking his own blood pressure (quiche related????) with a big cuff and some sort of digital readout. Is "90" good

Santa Claus blowing his nose. "Honkin On Bobo" ha ha

Santa Claus in a tank top BUT STILL the iconic hat BUT ALSO tucked into bed and about to pop a bean. Wait sorry I'm being told by Legal that this is an Alka-Seltzer. Of all the Santas this is the only one that looks legitimately under the weather......... but also.................. perchance a bit sensual??

BREAKING: TRASH NIGHT POSTPONED DUE TO PEDESTRIAN HUMAN ILLNESS
"This Fuckig Sucks" Proclaims Tiresomely Disease-Succumbable Meat-Based Host

Since the next few Tuesdays are apparently "actual holidays": WE WILL RETURN JANUARY 2025 WITH A FULL HP/MP GAUGE

happy holidays, trash cowpokes . . .