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Waggish wolf. Canis Doofus Obscuricus. Never learned to bark properly. Pretends to tolerate himself. Late 1980's vintage. Bærk! | Don’t follow me! This means YOU(?).

159 Followers  |  585 Following  |  1,191 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023  |  1.7233

Latest posts by maxxwoof.uwu.codes on Bluesky

Yiffy-Hellman Group 69.

12.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lobobottomy.

12.11.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I second this huff!

11.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gordian knot n’ frot.

30.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pseudopenis.

That is all.

30.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Take a bong rip or a shot every time NileRed uses a separatory funnel.

28.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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“I'm not a pimp, per se, but I could get you some, per se, if you give me that fly-ass coat.”
-snoop dog

23.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Y’know… I ain’t sick -
but I’m not not unwell.
-paraphrasing

15.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quirks like sniffing the deodorant stick immediately after popping the cap before applying.

11.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*plots your volume of semen per load into an I-MR chart in Minitab*

01.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“Any one urinating in this area will be discharged “

“Any one urinating in this area will be discharged “

29.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Roxanne but its just Rocks
YouTube video by ironicallyscreaming Roxanne but its just Rocks

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjS...

29.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*rubs Icy Hot on your balls and runs away cackling*

28.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thunder Dome, but dildos instead of weapons.

28.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elijah Wood in Home Alone
Macaulay Culkin in LoTR

28.09.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Caught my eye while scrubbing my way through a 20 minute urbex video. The camera person whispers “colon three”.

:3

28.09.2025 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Charles Freck thought “at least I got a good wine.””

28.09.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Really digging sicklyhypno’s work.
Now I want ice cream.
d.furaffinity.net/art/sicklyhy...

27.09.2025 22:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*eats all the frozen pepperonis from your frozen pizza when you’re not looking*

27.09.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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No sound till end

27.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

The punchline here is A+. :D

27.09.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fox in a box wearing socks and sucking cocks.

26.09.2025 14:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Pokemon - Bitches [Classic YouTube AMV]
YouTube video by unkono Pokemon - Bitches [Classic YouTube AMV]

Hahahahahhaha ‘Bitches’ by Mindless Self Indulgence is on KaraFun for karaoke. Fuck yes.

youtu.be/D85duFrcw7o?...

25.09.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“And if you wash your ass
you best use soap”
-Beastie Boys

25.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Computer Numerical Consent

25.09.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breathing and focusing on moving my toes individually.

25.09.2025 07:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Your Cat Wants A Massage!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest Your Cat Wants A Massage!

youtube.com/watch?v=zhgY...

24.09.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have some “cream” you can apply.

24.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Put a HappyCake in your tummy.

24.09.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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