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@astelkilljoy.bsky.social

Anxious millennial bike commuter he Fan of fake fighting, real fighting, and photography. Gaming too but I don't have the hardware for it. If you follow me and I see you follow 10k accounts I'm blocking PFP sauce: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/197705

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Full fart i stallet! / PC / Stabenfeldt / 2003

02.03.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
My friend Ian rating Pacific Rim five stars on letterboxed and writing 'I am afraid of Kim Hu'

My friend Ian rating Pacific Rim five stars on letterboxed and writing 'I am afraid of Kim Hu'

THAT'S RIGHT

01.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Kindred Spirits' Director Tomm Moore Shares the Supernatural Secrets of Cartoon Saloon's New Project | Animation Magazine Director Tomm Moore gives us a sneak peek of his new feature 'Kindred Spirits,' which will be showcased at Cartoon Movie in March.

THE SECRET OF KELLS STUDIO IS DOING A MOVIE ABOUT THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN AN IRISH FAMINE REFUGEE AND A CHOCTAW BOY???

01.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 14

Finished reading The Hobbit today and my favorite quote was β€œIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world”

01.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

it's very funny that by far the most feminist Warhammer novel is titled, 'Titandeath'

28.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 902    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 1
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🎨 NEW COVER✨

✦ Our entwined future changes color.✦

I covered Palette by the amazing Yuyoyuppe (γ‚†γ‚ˆγ‚†γ£γΊ)πŸ–ŒοΈπŸ”₯

Please give it a listen~
πŸ”—: youtu.be/Bcp92s8jvPQ

#BanzoinHakka #歌ってみた #Hakkasings #Holostars

[Credits below↓↓↓]

01.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

27.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8117    πŸ” 2396    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 24
drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

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Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
YouTube video by Gorillaz Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God

This was so much more than I expected, what a pretty short film they made www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

27.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool

Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

21.01.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 42663    πŸ” 8023    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 273
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Slacky's Library - The Orchid Man β€” The Fight Primer

@jackslackmma.bsky.social giving us some Old Timey Boxing! George Carpentier, the Orchid Man! Which I was 100 percent sure that The Orchid Man was 2010s Pierce Brosnan movie.
www.fightprimer.com/slackys-libr...

26.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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King Kong gets the single leg and lands ground and pound from side control until T-Rex can get a knee shield which allows him to kick the mighty Kong off.

26.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

26.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2831    πŸ” 899    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 118
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I discovered today that there is a thing called "seasoning shots" to season game you are hunting.

And... talking vampires... if you filled this with garlic... would it be a viable way to fight vampires?

26.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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holy fuck

25.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5362    πŸ” 1452    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 60
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kill all fake lovers

25.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4074    πŸ” 1413    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 51
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daniel exceptionalview

25.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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in the uk if you call someone mommy during sex they throw you in prison for 60 years

24.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1803    πŸ” 480    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

13.01.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10097    πŸ” 3774    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 65

Jamie Paige

25.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1255    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 5

Any homies who struggle being firm about boundaries and telling people to fuck off have any advice to assist a homie?

25.02.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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The women in blood

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im arthuring it

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dipshit dumbass birds

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Discovered this miracle of modern chemistry today. A can's $1.69 so I gave it a shot. The worst drink I've ever had, including my colonoscopy prep and a barium swallow.

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