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9yo: Mommy, Abraham has a girlfriend but he also has a crush on my friend

Me: Well sweetie sometimes-

9yo: **interrupts screaming dramatically**

It’s plagiarism!! He’s a player!!

**storms off**

#parenting

In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

You’d think with all this daily rage I’d be burning more calories

Great point.

Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, my kids sent me on 47 side quests

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

Public bathroom with a 3yo who wants a stall to herself:

3yo: Mommy don’t come in
*Scuffle scuffle*
Mommy what is this?

Me:(thinking this is a good teaching moment about perspective) I can’t see it with my eyes honey! Can you describe it to me with words?

*Short pause*

3yo: It doesn’t taste good

Roll them around in flour and then tap the extra away (like flouring a dish) before you fold them into the batter. It will keep the blue from spreading!

Confirmed right side SSCD and TTD here! Would be nice if there was a community presence of us on bluesky :)

A Brown and white striped kitten with a mucus bubble coming out of his/her nose

when someone tries to explain crypto to me
#Caturday

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

Senator files bill to point out contraceptive double standards "There's no need for an abortion bill if we regulate what men do," Sen. Blackmon said

www.wapt.com/article/sena...

Its technically a cat comic