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When you move your foot in the tub and the water does that swirly thing πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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Gonna make an excel sheet on what to get your boyfriend as a gift because men are statistically the hardest person to get gifts for but also all roads lead to swords.

01.12.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really thinking about switching to Linux lately

28.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me:………..

27.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found my only pair of pants. I HATE wearing pants, but they stretch and conform to me after awhile so B-Tier

27.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hungry but no appetite

24.11.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mario cuck chair

23.11.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you’re drunk when you have to sit down to piss

23.11.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

En pissed-Aunt or something, I’m not really good at chess

22.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Naming my son Andy, but spell,”&y” but I also like Batman so it might just be, β€œBatma&y”

19.11.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frenchen Frieheimer

17.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot to add context (New Autistic Interest - Hades)

17.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m actually really happy that the infinite window has been removed and the 2nd set of stairs is a nice touch, though I do miss the totem that could spawn on the broken rafter πŸ₯²

16.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to tell y’all this but it might be love πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

16.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JESUS IS REAL AND HES MY BOYFRIEND @crunchyroll.com hey you should let me name some titles.

12.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They steal real artists work, they inbreed by training off each others ripped off work

08.11.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking News: Clanker-on-clanker violence, also, they’re inbreeding? More later at 10

07.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It took an entire decade but I finally figured out how to cook pancakes

04.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re just mad cause my beard hangs low

03.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure that’s the hottest thing you’ve ever said

29.10.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is their third or so tower

12.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11849    πŸ” 2727    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 30

When Fredrick Fazbear gives you his endosperm

23.10.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn he caked up πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

20.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We..we can you know

20.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had 10 10mg melatonin gummies and I’m pretty sure god just blinked cause it wasn’t me

20.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boy dinner

20.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the grownest-ass-ist manliest thing you can do

19.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My toxic trait is thinking I’m good at games

18.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So fucking excited!!!

16.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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