Craig Harding

45/47 is openly talking about invading Greenland and Panama.

He has pardoned everyone in his personal militia who attempted fucking treason.

His BFF is throwing out Nazi salutes and talking about how the UK government needs to be overthrown.

If you aren’t scared then you fucking well should be.

At least when the UK gov pisses on your chips they have the grace to tell you it’s vinegar.

I mean, understandable

Today in Catford I drove past Domin’s Pizza and Kebab and for a moment it felt like I entered an alternate dimension

Episode 6 of The Gentlemen

Subtitles: “funky music plays”

The music in question was In A Gadda Da Vida by Iron Butterfly, which is clearly Rock and/or Roll.

No it isn’t

When I was 6 years old I had pop tarts for the first time and I ate them while watching an episode of Captain Scarlet that frightened the shit out of me, and now 31 years later I still can’t eat strawberry pop tarts.

Fucken AGREED

Fifteen years of therapy and medication and it turns out all I needed was a chocolate biscuit and a wank

Starting work at 15:00

So naturally I’ve spent the entire day doing absolutely nothing

Ice Ice Craigy

Hey zuck
🖕 fact check this baby

And to you too