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Katie Herrmann

@katieherrmann.bsky.social

Lawyer. I make up songs about my dog and sing them to her. I am going to get on Jeopardy! this year. I'm sure this time, I can feel it. DM for Signal info

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My mom picked up from god knows where that AI videos were legally required to be labeled as AI, and I would like to find that person and kick their ass.

10.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

!!!! Hello friends!

09.03.2026 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brand new week starting. Still holding back the same scream.

09.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

If you ever see me out and about: I don't travel with a service dog anymore, in large part thanks to Callie.

My psychiatrist tells me this is called "healing."

08.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Callie wearing a plaid red and black hoodie. Standing in snow eith nose up in the air, snow on nose.

Callie wearing a plaid red and black hoodie. Standing in snow eith nose up in the air, snow on nose.

Callie staring me down from backseat on a roadtrip in 2024. Head rested on top of driver's seat.

Callie staring me down from backseat on a roadtrip in 2024. Head rested on top of driver's seat.

Callie with tongue hanging way out. On leash outside during a walk, standing in the woods.

Callie with tongue hanging way out. On leash outside during a walk, standing in the woods.

She is retired, and remains spoiled rotten.

08.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Callie outside a polling place next to an "I voted!" sticker

Callie outside a polling place next to an "I voted!" sticker

Callie with her vest on and fake flowers around her collar at our wedding in 2021.

Callie with her vest on and fake flowers around her collar at our wedding in 2021.

She was flower girl at our wedding. She voted.

08.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Callie on a basketball court leaping for a tennis ball, caught mid-air.

Callie on a basketball court leaping for a tennis ball, caught mid-air.

She can fly.

08.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Callie posing with Dana Gould and I following a show circa 2018.

Callie posing with Dana Gould and I following a show circa 2018.

Callie and I posing with Jesse Thorne and Jordan Morris after a Jordan Jesse Go show circa 2019.

Callie and I posing with Jesse Thorne and Jordan Morris after a Jordan Jesse Go show circa 2019.

Callie using a briefcase as a pillow in the backseat of Josh's car. Circa 2019.

Callie using a briefcase as a pillow in the backseat of Josh's car. Circa 2019.

Callie staring at herself in a mirror at a hotel on a vacation in Baltimore in 2025.

Callie staring at herself in a mirror at a hotel on a vacation in Baltimore in 2025.

She's been with me to court, depositions, stores, polling places, comedy shows, conferences, and movies.

08.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Callie riding shotgun in my car. Picture taken in a parking garage before a desposition, circa 2018.

Callie riding shotgun in my car. Picture taken in a parking garage before a desposition, circa 2018.

Callie with her vest on and fake flowers around her collar at Josh's and I's wedding in 2021.

Callie with her vest on and fake flowers around her collar at Josh's and I's wedding in 2021.

Because this sweet girl recently turned 14, and who needs an excuse to share Callie pics?

Callie came into my life in 2016 as a service dog. She helped me get back out into the world despite some bad PTSD and made transitioning to a career as an attorney possible.

08.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 169    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

That little face!

08.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have long hair in my pic (maybe even covid-era)?

Your beard is a hot topic.

07.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Attractive nuisance

07.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just got this picture so I thought I'd share it. that's Yaida Ford presenting the award. she's a civil rights attorney and she's running for mayor in DC.

you can learn more about her here: www.yaida4dc.com

07.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 367    🔁 17    💬 27    📌 0

Thank you!!!

@joshuaerlich.bsky.social

07.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats to a true mensch, the profession needs more Josh Erlichs. (And Katie Herrmanns, she is also a delight.)

07.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 4162    🔁 1025    💬 2    📌 0

Spent part of my afternoon darning and patching a dog bed for our very old, very spoiled labrador.

She had worn holes in it from circling before laying down and kept tripping on them.

Of course, no other bed would do.

My handiwork? Hideous. But she's accepted the bed as mended and I'm thrilled.

06.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 38    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I can't hear Markwayne Mullin's name without a very twangy, Coors-Light-Commerical-from-20-years-ago "AND TWINS!" popping into my head.

Markwayne Mullins . . . AND TWINS!

06.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

...or "attainable." Dealer's choice.

06.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes it's the only reason I make a to-do list.

Like, "I got a lot done today, someone should write all this down."

Sprinkle in a few very obtainable goals and you have yourself a recipe for success.

06.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We went on the best walk earlier.

05.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha the lab.

05.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our lab is on pain killers this evening for her arthritis.

So we keep looking at each other and saying "I'm not high, *you're* high" to one another.

05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

The mams always stay the same lol. Although ideally, the grams do too!

05.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything is horrible, so I will share the highlight of my day:

My sister referring to getting a mammogram as getting one's "mams grammed."

05.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 179    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 1
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This is what I imagine when someone says this 😂 #pov #sleep #home #fyp #viral TikTok video by A.D

Courtesy of my sister

04.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just listened, great interviews!

I'd say I listen to too many law podcasts, but both OA and 5-4 do some great and important work.

03.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

That's great to hear! Just recently diagnosed, and working on the meds right now.

So relieved to have a diagnosis and a plan. Really thought I was just super depressed and out of luck.

03.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Replying to @🗡️ #greenscreen #depression #narcolepsy #ssris #mentalhealth TikTok video by Kar

Had a hell of a time getting diagnosed with Type 2 narcolepsy. Not a lot of folks out there talking about it, so thought I'd share.

I'd been taking meds for depression since I was 19. Diagnosed with narcolepsy at 38.

She calls her naps "sideways time." Heard. I call them "going horizontal."

03.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Total lunar eclipse March 2026: A complete guide to the next 'blood moon' A total lunar eclipse on March 3-4, 2026, will be visible in North America and will be the last total lunar eclipse anywhere on Earth until New Year's Eve 2028-2029.

March's full moon (the "Worm Moon") is tonight.

There will also be a total lunar eclipse, making it a "blood" moon.

So enjoy the blood worm moon, I guess.

Gross.

02.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1