Bucky, top .001% of Giroux fans

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

hi claude!

me: if this mockup isn't 100% believable it's fine, this isn't a photoshop class

also me: if this shadow isn't perfect i'm jumping into the schuylkill

reminded of an old friendship i fucked up now i’m depressed

man i love the wombats (band, but the animals is cool too)

a glowing green jar with a fetus version of the boogieman in it, sitting on top of a pair of heart patterned boxers

:)

morgan may have seen my sign calling him the reincarnation of princess diana

a shot of the rink at the wells fargo center

hi

how do i best support the people's princess, morgan frost??

should i make a sign for frosty tomorrow

meme of a speech bubble saying 'i'm going to fucking kill myself' coming from a head labeled 'sports team i support faces a minor setback'

can we keep shayne from leaving we need the help in the back

charlie, why has god forsaken us?

yeah okay why not

so how do we think this game is gonna go

i predict the game tonight will either be a disaster or somehow i triumph. no in betweens

a very preliminary sketch of 2D in a slightly worn french maid outfit dusting a shelf of knicknacks. the room around him is a disaster area

why do i do this to myself

the phrase "i'm having a stroke" has a much different meaning if you say it in a british accent

various colored drawings of murdoc interspersed with little chibis of all the members of gorillaz

sports is currently dead to me have some horrible green man drawings

a photo of claude giroux, arms outstretched after scoring the game winner of the 2019 stadium series game. a headline from reductress has been pasted onto it and reads “Boss Ass Bitch! This Ass Boss Bitch-Bitch Just Bossed an Ass Bitch’s Ass Clean Off!”

i want this image to be my legacy tbh

The copyright statement from Ephemeral City which reads in part: No part of this book may be used as data for ‘training’ any large language model or as part of any machine learning or neural network architeture. Human creaivity cannot be replicated by doing maths with stolen art. Altman, Andressen, and all their cronies can get fucked. Enquires should be made to the publisher.

Publisher: Do you want to put an LLM clause in the copyright statement?
Me: Definitely. How specific can we get?
Publisher: As specific as you like.

insomnia sucks yo

murdoc from gorillaz not even looking mildly sinister

the evil green man in question

"there is an evil green man in all of us" - my dnd group's wisdom of the week

A cute cat who does not deserve this caption. The cat is a brown and white striped tabby with a red nose, warm eyes and a snazzy brown jacket, and a red bell and a blue bell on their collar.

Like an angel with a missing penis

rolling 3 attack rolls and i get a 2, a 3, and a nat 20

currently live in philly but from york. like most about the latter is probably the fair, at least when it took place in the fall

a little chibi head sketch of 2D from the band Gorillaz

good morning

they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch

but what does this mean for joel?