🏳️‍🌈 Nicholas H. Barnes II 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇮🇷🇺🇳

Elon on Twitter says: AI is obviously gonna one-shot the human limbic system. That said, I predict – counter-intuitively – that it will *increase* the birth rate! Mark my words. Also, we’re gonna program it that way.

Everyone who runs an LLM loves that they get to be the architect of entire human realities, but they love it secretly because they know how dystopian it is.

Except Elon, he loves it loudly because his audience is super into how dystopian it is.

man, I want to believe that these are actually rules to punish zoophilia/beastiality content. It would be good if Bluesky had a rule related to this, but let's see what this rule really is, because it's very vague and lacks clear information about it.

feeling the nooze tightening in the latest community guidelines

Trans people were this site’s early adopters and continue to be a huge part of it.

J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.

Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.

Fishing for compliments on this hat.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Doctor With Positive Attitude Learns Something New From Every Malpractice Suit

Doctor With Positive Attitude Learns Something New From Every Malpractice Suit theonion.com/doctor-...

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

AI Abuse to Skirt Copyright Law - Macro Photography by Nicky Bay In the past week, a number of prominent nature photographers showed how their photographs were being stolen and mangled into "AI-nonsense", deceiving countless others into believing the made-up storie...

This is truly depressing... Look at how they abused these amazing photos by @nickybay.bsky.social ... Everyone needs to be super extra careful when sharing or liking cool/pretty/funny stuff anywhere.

I already liked Claire but now I REALLY like her after seeing the back of her truck

Even in a shithole like Night City, trans rights are human rights

Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine

Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine theonion.com/trump-g...

kovu from Lion King 2

Charlie from All Dogs Go To Heaven

Shere Khan from The Jungle Book

Steele from Balto

Another FUN ASPECT of this whole thing is how normalized it is to sexualize male feral characters, especially amongst younger people. But when a femme feral character is portrayed in a nsfw light the fucking Army gets called in.

Misogyny reflected through cartoon fandom is WILD

an image of Nala from Lion king with bedroom eyes

Rita from Oliver and Company

the sexy bird from Balto 3

The sexy fox from Balto 2

*Some teenager with a roblox account*: Feral art is WRONG and GROSS how DARE you sexualize cartoon animals!

*Every chainsmoking pro-animator decades ago*: I gotta make these animals more fuckable. If people don't want to dick down this dog after seeing them onscreen I'm going to kill myself.

Before ICE took him, this is who he was.
A fun and loving family man who enjoyed time with us; nothing else mattered.

Artist Profile: Tyler, The Creator Genre: Guy-who-has-a-pet-tarantula rap

Artist Profile: Tyler, The Creator
theonion.com/artist-...

There's no anomaly here. People, globally, volunteer their time to powerful public goods the moment they're not actively terrified that they'll lose their home, their food, and their freedom. Which means that capitalism requires us all to live in fear, always - because it can't compete with free.

There are currently more kids in Texas with measles than there are transgender collegiate athletes in all of America.

Guess which one they want you to focus on.

It's a headline that says "Married UH Archaeologists uncover 1,700 year old maya tomb". The two of them look like a nice Midwestern married couple in their 60's. The man wears a red button-up shirt, the woman a nice white blouse with a sort of black leaf-pattern or silk-screen on it. Behind them is a Mayan temple on a heavily forested hill.

It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.

The Internet has ruined me.

"The more you know, the more you hate it here" with a shooting star

Vibe check:

Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials

Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...

17 million Americans will lose their health insurance 600 nursing homes and hundreds of rural hospitals will shutdown We put a lot more pollution into the air causing more asthma, heart attacks, and strokes So what is our HHS secretary tweeting about? Hershey just pledged to eliminate synthetic dyes from its candy by the end of 2027.

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David Kaib @DavidKaib 'You are not helping your cause' - a person who opposes your cause.

GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause

& people will still defend this, nonetheless...