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Why do we fall Master Bruce? Because we are clumsy and overweight #FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy

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My strikers jerking off my #FPL points on a wasted cup tie…

Stop it ffs

09.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s on actual bench and on your playing XI.. I think he gets a -3

09.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actions off pitch shouldn’t be counted IMO.. but I can see why this counts

09.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Cuba takes this seriously and you know…

09.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that it’s going to happen to any of us.. but just to be sure..

If you have an #FPL player in your playing XI and that said bastard is on bench and gets a red/yellow card for shouting at the referee, what happens to your points ?? Assume he never comes on..

09.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.

07.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15128    πŸ” 3232    πŸ’¬ 1323    πŸ“Œ 346

The Women for Trump initiative.. are they stupid and living up to their name literally..??

08.03.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So what we are saying is if Manchester United loses or draws against Brentford on 27th April, that poor lad has to wait for a haircut until next September…

At the leeeeast..!!!!!

Theatre of trims…!!!!

08.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FA cup seems to be like an all PL affair

07.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was such an ass game any way as advertised - #MANARS

FACup

07.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the Covid season.
They didn’t realise the value of the success Pochettino had and the benefit of sticking with a manager.. they just went from oh this season is worser than previous let’s sack the manager approach..
Jose, Conte, Ange are not all bad managers

06.03.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs have a better team/squad than atleast 7 of the 10 teams above them. For sure lot of key players injured but they really can do with a Mourinho kind of a guy as coach. Someone with a philosophy and ability to get players to follow it

06.03.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tudor to door?

#SPURS #TOTCRY

05.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certified #FPL Legend ❀️

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05.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I owned him vs When I didn’t

05.03.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ismaila has one option today

β™₯️ Become an #FPL legend
πŸ’” Be banned from my world of football forever

..Sarr, Your move

05.03.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Very few flex moments this season.. this is one of them

04.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry to break it to you folks... its Eddie Howe who is making the premier league absolutely boring...

Source: Statrdraft

04.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

United losing in Fergie time will be forever gold

Carrick should look at this as a game where his tactical flexibility is exposed

#NEWMUN

04.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your timely payment.
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04.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Every color is a useful place...

04.03.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh Slot, you beauty...

04.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After keeping him for 7 consecutive weeks I chucked out James Tarkowski last week...

03.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got a green arrow after a gap of about 5 weeks and the next GW is tomorrow??

What about soaking in on some positives steve?

Can I not have a moment?

A good night's sleep ?

Should I keep worrying about tomorrow !?!?!

#FPL

02.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great process guys.. you made up one-fifth your way on your debt repayment..

01.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I wasn’t getting captain returns in 6 out of 7 weeks. So I made Haaland Captian same as everybody..

Everyone got their returns from their VC who was Semenyo, Fernandes, Ekitike etc.

I got 2 from Mbeumo.

Nothings working

01.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn’t have asked…
United winning and Mbeumo subbed with just his bald head to show for the outing

01.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Et tu Brutus Fernansh…

01.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dont want United to win, but want Mbeumo to score goals…

Is this possible ?

01.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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There was a time when this kind of scoreline featured a name quite prominently….

The King has abdicated fellas

28.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0