My strikers jerking off my #FPL points on a wasted cup tieβ¦
Stop it ffs
My strikers jerking off my #FPL points on a wasted cup tieβ¦
Stop it ffs
Heβs on actual bench and on your playing XI.. I think he gets a -3
09.03.2026 13:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Actions off pitch shouldnβt be counted IMO.. but I can see why this counts
09.03.2026 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope Cuba takes this seriously and you knowβ¦
09.03.2026 13:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not that itβs going to happen to any of us.. but just to be sure..
If you have an #FPL player in your playing XI and that said bastard is on bench and gets a red/yellow card for shouting at the referee, what happens to your points ?? Assume he never comes on..
When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.
07.03.2026 21:57 β π 15128 π 3232 π¬ 1323 π 346The Women for Trump initiative.. are they stupid and living up to their name literally..??
08.03.2026 10:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So what we are saying is if Manchester United loses or draws against Brentford on 27th April, that poor lad has to wait for a haircut until next Septemberβ¦
At the leeeeast..!!!!!
Theatre of trimsβ¦!!!!
FA cup seems to be like an all PL affair
07.03.2026 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It was such an ass game any way as advertised - #MANARS
FACup
Yes, the Covid season.
They didnβt realise the value of the success Pochettino had and the benefit of sticking with a manager.. they just went from oh this season is worser than previous letβs sack the manager approach..
Jose, Conte, Ange are not all bad managers
Spurs have a better team/squad than atleast 7 of the 10 teams above them. For sure lot of key players injured but they really can do with a Mourinho kind of a guy as coach. Someone with a philosophy and ability to get players to follow it
06.03.2026 06:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Tudor to door?
#SPURS #TOTCRY
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When I owned him vs When I didnβt
05.03.2026 10:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ismaila has one option today
β₯οΈ Become an #FPL legend
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..Sarr, Your move
Very few flex moments this season.. this is one of them
04.03.2026 23:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sorry to break it to you folks... its Eddie Howe who is making the premier league absolutely boring...
Source: Statrdraft
United losing in Fergie time will be forever gold
Carrick should look at this as a game where his tactical flexibility is exposed
#NEWMUN
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Every color is a useful place...
04.03.2026 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Slot, you beauty...
04.03.2026 10:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After keeping him for 7 consecutive weeks I chucked out James Tarkowski last week...
03.03.2026 20:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I finally got a green arrow after a gap of about 5 weeks and the next GW is tomorrow??
What about soaking in on some positives steve?
Can I not have a moment?
A good night's sleep ?
Should I keep worrying about tomorrow !?!?!
#FPL
Great process guys.. you made up one-fifth your way on your debt repayment..
01.03.2026 18:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
I wasnβt getting captain returns in 6 out of 7 weeks. So I made Haaland Captian same as everybody..
Everyone got their returns from their VC who was Semenyo, Fernandes, Ekitike etc.
I got 2 from Mbeumo.
Nothings working
Shouldnβt have askedβ¦
United winning and Mbeumo subbed with just his bald head to show for the outing
Et tu Brutus Fernanshβ¦
01.03.2026 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dont want United to win, but want Mbeumo to score goalsβ¦
Is this possible ?
There was a time when this kind of scoreline featured a name quite prominentlyβ¦.
The King has abdicated fellas