PTO piano bar karaoke fundraiser this afternoon. what up, four straight hours of kids singing βGoldenβ
01.03.2026 19:00 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0PTO piano bar karaoke fundraiser this afternoon. what up, four straight hours of kids singing βGoldenβ
01.03.2026 19:00 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Sound like a stadium out here
01.03.2026 15:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was packed!
01.03.2026 01:09 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I marvel at the idea that my 7 year old can bike himself through the city past the Capitol down to the major league ballpark in 15 minutes or so. And he knows the way!
28.02.2026 23:57 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man what a fun pre-spring ride
28.02.2026 23:56 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 2 π 2Ok hair day
28.02.2026 18:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, build some protected bike lanes while all the NIMBYs are at the CC meeting this afternoon!
28.02.2026 18:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WATCH: Seriously, if youβre following ANY bike-lane debate, you HAVE TO WATCH this news story. You actually canβt make this up. Ford claims without evidence that bike-lanes are bad for small business, and THE ACTUAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION obliterates him with data.
Safe bike-lanes mean business.
We spent like 30 min in there this morning identifying birds!!
28.02.2026 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zoo was lovely this morning
28.02.2026 16:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
27.02.2026 22:24 β π 4082 π 811 π¬ 15 π 0
Boomers: Millennials, only you can save mother earth
Millennials: omg we will do it, we will save her
Boomers: no
Weβre also going for this as much as possible β my kid is almost 7 and weβre the more radical ones about independence in the group, but itβs possible even in a βbig cityβ!
26.02.2026 16:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hanging on for dear life for that 76
26.02.2026 15:25 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1One of these things is not like the others....π€¨
25.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In some good news tonight, my once-feral alley cat climbed into my lap and laid there for the first time tonight πβ€οΈ
25.02.2026 03:51 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs because we lazily left the ice melt and snow shovels in the hallway.
23.02.2026 13:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This has always been one of my thoughts about the benefits of bike commuting and my personal brand of stoicism. Basically, you're microdosing discomfort, helping to inoculate yourself from the bigger challenges and discomforts you might face in other parts of life. Sweat a bit now, succeed later.
22.02.2026 15:03 β π 29 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Like holy shit this explains the number of teenagers who think they can become youtube stars as a career. And also is it the kids googling what age they can be left home alone? Or the parents??
What does it imply if itβs the parents who google βleaving kid home aloneβ + βYouTube starsβ?
Jack stumbled upon some Mark Rober show on Netflix which I immediately nixed for being too YouTube slop-y.
But then I googled who Mark Rober was. And the Google βsuggested searches other people have askedβ isβ¦revealing (deragatory). π
Brian: puts on hockey
Me: THIS. IS. NOT ENOUGHHHH!
So much fun!
21.02.2026 22:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He took the responsibility so seriously!!
21.02.2026 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jack got to ring the final lap bell for the Menβs Championship race!!
21.02.2026 21:51 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crowds at Wegmans are not ready for my tote-bag-no-cart breeze-through-the-aisles lifestyle
21.02.2026 18:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why am I walking around in my flight suit? Because itβs not really a flight suit - itβs a Copenhagen bodysuit for biking and Iβm about to spend an hour in a freezing cold parking garage lol
21.02.2026 18:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs see how packed Wegmans is lol
21.02.2026 17:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Cozy Hogwarts sweater, croissant, and novel.
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