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OH MY GOD I FINALLY DID IT

if you didn't impulse buy a $300 appliance, did you really take a trip to costco?

tonight was the first night and making dinner took as long as heating up the little trays of food. perfect. minimal time in the kitchen. just what I wanted

I signed up for premade meal delivery because the bf and I absolutely can't make dinner anymore. y'know? I've been an adult for 24 years & I just don't think I can take one more "what do you want for dinner" conversation & I'm tired of going to the grocery store so much, and fuck it. meal delivery!

the new #criminalminds episode was so good! we're so back! (garvez forever! 😭)

two hours until the season premiere of criminal minds evolution drops! so excited to see these crime fighters back on my TV

today i: volunteered at a community event, remembered my reusable bag at the grocery store, and bought a salad for dinner. am i.. better than everyone?

Ugh sickness that messes up your taste is the worst. It's just cruel on top of everything else

Corey Booker: “IF AMERICA
HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH." 💙🥹

he did it!! this is really incredible!

I'm so excited for this season 🥰 And I agree with you!

fresh haircut and a boba tea. 🎶 life is worth living 🎵

happy saturday morning, I'm reading about Mrs Chippy and crying 😿

why are all pants high waisted now 😭 they just don't fit my body right. I miss mid rise

“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”

- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training

chillin in da club (in the waiting area while my oil is changed)

is there anything more soothing to the soul at 7:15 in the morning than a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle?

honorable mention to elias voit. the world's first babygirl unsub

new ranking now that I'm 2 eps shy of being caught up and have met all the criminal minds characters!

1. penelope
2. hotch
3. emily
4. luke
5. tara

^ top 5 are my ride or dies^

6. rossi
7. jj
8. spencer
9. matt
10. tyler
11. kate
12. alex
13. stephen
14. gideon
15. ashley
16. derek
17. elle

it's actually blowing my mind how good criminal minds evolution is. I started watched criminal minds from episode 1 back in october, and watching evolution after the main run has been like a cherry on top of everything. only 2 episodes left in season 17 then I'll be caught up to present!

jamming out to chameleon circuit doctor who songs on my commute home like it's 2008 again

thinkin bout getting a new tattoo 👀

how could it be anything else!

I also think if you want to call yourself a true pottery expert you should be able to show a mastery of the kiln! imo contestants should have their own kilns they are responsible for

the single most frustrating part of the pottery showdown type shows is that the contestants don't fire their own pieces. the kiln is arguably the most important step, and it has a big part of the outcome of your piece. I always wonder would that person's piece have broken if they had that control?

this kitty loves watching Criminal Minds with us 😸

me when actors rock their greys: wow they look so distinguished and are aging so well

me when I look in the mirror and see my first few greys: I'm like the cryptkeeper

This is a hostile takeover of the U.S. Government.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

the closest thing to torture the modern average person will experience is going to the dentist