Zoltraak

yeah

me intentaron asaltar en un semaforo, lo veo como la señal para irme de esta ciudad

cada vez me sale mejor el pudding de pan

ofrenda

ya fueron por les artistes, escritores, gente de software y no funcionó.
Ahora toca a las trabajadoras sexuales

El sprite del Sonic para Neo Geo Pocket está bien boñito.

cannot find healthy instance

si señor vigilante soy yo otra vez arreglando mi coche un viernes por la noche

One thing a lot of foreigners do not get about Mexican politics is that they'll see that ok there's this local politician who mainly is there to launder drug money but they'll never consider: what if she's really cunty

lo siento Joaquin, nunca fuiste tormenta

An artwork by spindle, the 4th entry in the "gock gang" series, showing 3 trans women characters. From left to right: - Petra, a red-panda woman with a black hat and brown boots (with a gold accent on both). Petra's a tinkersmith and works on the currently expanding steam train engine in the setting (alongside many other characters I've drawn before, she works with Nettle, the owlfolk lady from a previous gock gang art) - Pyxis, a half-elf woman with light blonde, very poofy hair. She's wearing a frog-shaped hat and bunny-shaped flats. Pyxis is a herbalist fortune teller, sister of Ameline (from a previous gock gang art as well). Bookworm, or at least pretends to be, she just collects many books and "yeah i'll get to reading them. Eventually." - Noémie, a human with green hair tied up into a bun, with 3 circular hair loopies. (don't question hair physics in my setting lmao). She's wearing a red mushroom-shaped hat with a lil green sprout on top (I FUCKING WANT IT IRL AAA) and regular ol' open sandals. Noémie is a travelling merchant, charming and charismatic, definitely doesn't use said charm to emotionally blackmail and trick soft customers into buying her stuff, definitely, trust me im Merchant CEO

gock gang but with cool hats edition

chi

finalmente ocurrió, hoy alguien me preguntó sobre la evolución de los mamíferos y conte todo el viaje desde los peces cartilaginosos y con huesos, aletas de lobulos, a los tetrapodos, amniotas, sinapsidas, cinodontes, therasipdos y mamíferos. la especialización de dientes, el hueso dental, etc

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DONDE ESTÁN

NO SE VEN

LAS SANCIONES A ISRAEL

Meme: c'mon, do something… a un logo de la SRE

que va tía

perdon que me cuelgue pero mira nomas que cosas tan unicas

y aguantate que aun no se explora al 100 que forma pueden tener los coches ahora que no necesitan un motor gigante que genera mas que nada calor y ruido

armamos el sindicato anti cafeina o que?

ayer fui al cine, pedi una coca grande y no pude dormir. Pq mi cerebro es tan sensible a la cafeina ?

las quesadillas no llevan queso

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

ya valio el cielo azul

passing nivel, me mandan al baño de mujeres jajajja, pero puedo pasar al que yo quiera

rompe corazones