Abigail Gray Swartz

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

The other quandary is that I have no idea what design/ motif I would paint on the tile

I need tile for our pantry backsplash and in true fashion my mother suggested I paint my own

And yes that’s a lovely idea but that would really delay things

Why do they always emphasize hand hygiene if clean air is so important?

Because the air is their responsibility, and your hands are yours.

They're going to lie about birth control just as they did with trans people.

We didn’t get mail service yesterday… maybe we’ll get lucky today and my orders will ship out

Fun times

I do not have the time or interest to hunt down these new perimenopausal chin hairs

What do you mean I have a 3” long clear hair just chilling on my chin?

Screw AI- invent a robot that scans your face and takes care of this crap

“People are mad at how much energy and water our digital pollution machines use, but did you ever think about how much energy and water YOU use?” is an actual argument Sam Altman is making.

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Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...

Millions of Epstein files suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says.

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

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So stinking close

Yes, Mainers, the one Democrat was Jared Golden. #mepolitics

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

My high schooler watched the bad bunny half time show in her Spanish class today and her teacher (who is Spanish) broke it all down for them and explained to the class all the significant symbolism including who “that old guy” (Ricky Martin) is

Digital asbestos.

They did this during the opening ceremonies too- cutting out the entrance of entire countries

Just play it continuous like CSPAN or something #winterolympics #nbc

I’m trying to watch the #WinterOlympics but my god #nbc has a commercial break every 5 mins. They’ll cut to commercial in the middle of an ice skating performance

Infuriating

Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!

Look- don’t hide behind the weight of the world as an excuse to find joy in AI

That’s all by design, refuse to be a chump for the AI machine

The more you feed it, the more our world quite literally becomes less vibrant and amazing

Thus creating a vicious cycle

Respectively reminding people that the AI avatars they prompt are made possible by the theft of mine & other artists/ creatives work

oooh boy

Just say- thanks for the reminder, I’M SORRY, I’ll go learn more

But that would take work- & if you’re already using AI maybe you don’t like effort

Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:

Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.

Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...

Always fun to find out a parent is having surgery after the fact

A heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated in todays strike. So many small businesses and employees made financial sacrifices in order to strike and send a clear message to our govt

It’s an incredibly difficult time for everyone both financially and mentally right now. Thank you ❤️

For months, DOJ has been sandbagging the Epstein release claiming they were redacting sensitive information and using it as an excuse to delay other document productions, but they just released the files with apparently "thousands" of instances of victim's names and identifying details unredacted.

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So heartbroken. One of my absolute favorites. Thank you Catherine for being such an amazing and funny actress. ❤️💔