Thornapple

Who invented sinuses? I want to speak to their manager and demand a refund or a replacement set.

So like it’s insanely fucked up that payment processors won’t allow adult creators their livelihoods anymore, but suddenly chat GPT is about to profit from the same type of content, content it couldn’t regurgitate without having scraped from those creators now being penalised for their work

let me make sure I understand these media standards...

so a 25 year old Black man is a man but a 25 year old white man is a kid?

is that how this works?

it doesn't seem like that's how anything should work.

Another thing about that group chat? The ‘boys will be boys’ mentality also paved the way for that group chat. Particularly when you consider that only certain ‘boys’ are given that grace.

White boys.

While Black boys are assigned manhood status as teenagers and predator status at all ages.

Today I learned that Neil Diamond originally tried to make it big under his real name of Neil Coal, but in the end had to change it due to immense pressure.

a tarot like illustration of Zevran Arainai from Dragon Age Origins surrounded by crows. he's doing the hush hush gesture and is probably headed for the window, because when was the last time he used door anyway he has a golden halo and a golden dagger which has a golden halo of its own

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#dragonage

A.I. generated videos are like dreams - you find your own fascinating and no one else gives a shit about them

It feels like I'm scratching my brain in the all the best ways.

If sticking something deep into your ear is so bad, why does it feel so good?

Last zevran post blew up so a follow up glove gifting scene that's a another beloved of mine

#dragonageorigins
#zevran
#commissionopen
#illustration

Completely normal about that mod.

zevran first meeting my beloved
#dragonageorigins
#commissionopen
#illustration

using a time machine to drop a transvestigator into the cyberpunk future and whispering “nowadays, one in ten people have gotten their sex changed” before abandoning them there

why the fuck are magats/gop so obsessed with others' genitalia?

honestly, unless/until another person expresses amorous interest in myself, I spend 0 time thinking about what's between their legs. isn't that how life is supposed to work?

TV in surgery reception is showing examples of various speculum sizes.

How women have not killed every last one of us men baffles me.

I'd like to thank whoever decided Canadian Thanksgiving should be in October cause I really needed a long weekend.

bsky.app/profile/mike...

This made my day omg

Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.

These freaks keep getting on TV talking about opposing antifa and how they believe antifa wants to destroy them, and not a single person in mainstream media has asked or commented on what is the opposite of antifascism and who is threatened by antifascists

“This new funding model benefits school divisions with declining enrolments, often found in rural areas. For school divisions with increasing enrolment, the WMA model creates a funding shortfall.”

Rearview mirror math.
Rearview mirror government.

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

The fact that so many US citizens have no idea Bad Bunny is also a US citizen (and don't believe he can be a US citizen) tells you that when they say "citizen," they really just mean white.

I have not ever drawn Alistair and that had to be remedied.
My first ever dragon age romance at 13.

#art | #dragonage

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

*whispers* Look, I just think that Rook deserves to hold a knife to the Dread Wolf's throat and threaten the Elven God of Lies and Sarcasm a little as they hate-bang in the Fade prison. As a little treat.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.

Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.

You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...

#Wayback1T

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if you try to involve me in fandom discourse i will kill us both

🧵 I think it would help if people stopped ‘feeling’ whether or not a person or party is/was extreme or far right.

There’s actually a fairly respected definition. Let me take you through it & then you can decide if someone meets the definition. This is aimed, in particular, at journos [1]