Rex Thrillho

Michelangelo, a human-sized turtle wearing an orange bandana mask and little else, and April O'Neil, a human woman wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit for some reason.

Graffiti on a wall: "SWEAR WORDS" in neat clear penmanship next to a crude approximation of the Batman symbol.

If not for my horse I never would've spent that semester in college

BIIIG STRETC

Calling you Margpie now

A lot of great actors just having a good time in Supergirl

The acting award should go to Stephen Colbert for when he had to sit there and listen to Sean Penn pretend he discovered this unknown outsider artisit

"Michael A. Jordan" I type, truly believing no one has ever made this joke before

Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

here's my Max Landis joke from 2018

same image as the OP, but the text reads "THE MUPPET SHOW" and inside the O a very small Gonzo, a blue and purple puppet with googly eyes and a curved proboscis-y nose wearing a purple-and-white tuxedo, blows a trumpet at the viewer. also the interior of the O is lavender and magenta

this was slightly more effort but i think it was worth it

The depth of this miserable winter is the perfect time to watch one of the muggiest movies ever made. I caught it a couple times when WNET would show classic movies late Saturday night, so the first time I saw Mitchell I was way ahead of the riff thinking "This is a lot like the end of Key Largo..."

Hell yeah, I love Key Largo

Chip Zdarsky! He's so good! I hate him!

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

The Black Cat gets down on one and proposes marriage to Spider-Man, then slashes at his calf knocking him down. "Takes a lot of distraction to overcome that spider-sense of yours!" says Felicia, running away. "Owww my leg..." says Spidey. "...my feelings."

At least warm those up first, Dock

Will Affleck remain the bomb?

DUMB TELEVISION 3/1 [TIMES ET]

*MARY JO'S CRAB SHACK*

10:00pm - Movie Jo Night: Planet Earth
11:20pm - The Mads: The Tingler
12:42am - Movie Jo Night: Doctor Strange
2:14am - Movies Are Dumb: Nick Fury
3:53am - Movie Jo Night: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Spider-Man: Homewrecker

MST3K experiment 1013: Danger: Diabolik. Diabolik and Eva roll around naked in a big pile of stolen cash. Crow says "Y'know if he had stolen just a little less I could see her ass right now... Got greedy."

Gotta keep the cult in line

Plenty of room for some Baja Blast on top

This is what Tom Brady was always shouting about

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

I can see right through his plastic mack

On my deathbed as the last oxygen molecules leave my brain I whisper "Thom Huge was the voice of Jon Arbuckle"

It's a baffling secret code!

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