NERD
06.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NERD
06.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if I'd still hate Smooth if you replaced Rob Thomas with almost anyone else
06.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this that sexy hockey show you're all into?
06.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Boston is a famously easy city to drive in
06.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love Orko
06.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grill me a cheese
06.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are we naming banger songs in such a dismissive tone?
06.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putting Goo Goo Dolls next to Shawn Mullins is just mean
06.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DUMB TELEVISION 3/5 [TIMES ET]
*THE MADS FROM U.N.C.L.E.*
10:00pm - Movie Jo Night: Planet Earth
11:20pm - The Mads: She Shoulda Said No!
12:23am - Movie Jo Night: Fantasy Island
1:26am - The Mads: Night of the Ghouls
2:36am - Movie Jo Night: When Michael Calls
My favorite didn't make it to air but is included on the Best Of Walken DVD...
youtu.be/nkjCi-xCC8Y?...
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."
06.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 1093 🔁 403 💬 9 📌 17Hey, you just experienced one of the worst moments of your life. Time to cold call every number in your phone book!
06.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"inspired by Budweiser" should mean the ground beef is cut with rice
05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt
Seek calculated revenge on your mail carrier by repeatedly ordering a large quantity of various items from The Onion store. https://store.theonion.com/products/jesus-is-my-health-insurance-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=17247221776451
05.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 288 🔁 33 💬 8 📌 1Are they playing football
05.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Made with real *squints* Yomato
05.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Season 4 / Episode 22
"Come on, you stupid horse!
I got my last ten bucks on you.
No, don't look at me. Run!
No, don't come over here.
Oh, boy."
It's good Kristi Noem is gone but that'll change things at DHS about as much as hiring a new clown to play Ronald McDonald changes the food at McDonald's.
05.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Beast!
05.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 101 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 1Wow
05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 550 🔁 79 💬 9 📌 0It's a cruel sort of blessing that the world provides: distracting you from grief with endless bureaucracy to deal with
05.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Peg hole in her foot
05.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Probably one of the saddest things about folks relying on AI slop to make their art is the lost potential of someone's unique voice when it comes to their work
Like I don't want "perfect" I want "you"
I feel like I've already seen his ghost selling prebiotic Oreos or something
05.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I admit I'm just not clever enough to explain to stupid dummies why "A.I." is bad but Glenn Beck likes it so there ya go
05.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't tease me like this
05.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please, Daddy, defund us more
05.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0