Yánluó Wáng (𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡)

“I’m busy, see you soon.”

“That figurine… it’s the missing piece of your memory, Michael. Maybe you don’t remember now, but your heart might. When you find it and look at it… you’ll understand.”

That was all he could bring himself to say to his brother-in-law.

@datianlei.bsky.social, I want to ask you something… Do you still have that little wooden figurine?

Whatever.

“I don’t think that’ll help, A-Tao…”

He fell silent for a moment, then suddenly remembered something.

“My brother once carved a small wooden figurine of your uncle and gave it to him. If Michael still has it… it might bring a spark of him back.”

“Just tell Michael that he hurt you.”

“A-Tao, why don’t we let Michael handle him? The Jade Emperor wouldn’t dare lay a finger on him.”

Don’t roll your eyes at me.

║ Jade Emperor is a show-off.

Patience, Slothy.

All this chaos but Michael never said a single thing until now. All it took was one sentence to have the world stop in its tracks to look at him with wide eyes.

“Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”

Sword of Heaven.

@torpidchaos.bsky.social

Happy birthday, dear friend. As for your gift — you’ll get it in a few months.

I’ll go blind from all that divine glow.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 玉皇
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬

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“A-Tao, he wiped out Michael’s memories, are you fine with it?”

…He shouldn’t have said that.

“Lock him in the closet? No, we should kick him instead. That’ll make him feel properly welcomed back.”

Uncle Yichie’s little gremlins. You all have made my long life so much happier 🥰

Jade Emperor has returned.

So this is my baby for the next few months. I’m going to send Xiaolian to Calvin Klein to get him some onesies.

@noircelestial.bsky.social

Smiles tenderly.

“Laopo, I’ve got unlimited qi.“

Taps his index finger against his temple. “In here, laopo.”

Lightly caresses his face.

“Sariel didn’t seem too thrilled about taking over your job. He even asked if we could ‘make babies another time.’”

I’m going to fight him once he returns. In full God-Mode.

I miss nagging Yu Huang.

Will that suit my image?

Sighs.

Why? Don’t you want a little niece to spoil?