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< eyes would roll at the inked up doctors words, An irritated amusement clear in his molten sights.

" If i wanted you in my clothes i would have made yours unwearable and left you with no other choice but to wear mine. But think whatever you want ~"

" Sounds like a heavy confession just fell from those corpse like lips . " The scarlet haired man would muse as he began to walk the length of the beach both crews had docked at.

Worn leather boots stepping over golden sands with ease.

With a light snort the Captains eye-liner lined >

" KILLER DID FUCKING WHAT!?"

" Whats embarrassing is you didnt deny it. I didn't sleep because i was too busy keeping your hat clad idiots awake last night. "

He'd be turning that damn cook into human soup if the dumb inked up doctor hadn't thrown him off.

" I dont care what you think. I bet you say pineapple doesn't belong on pizza while actively puttin' Olives and fuckin anchovies on one. "

" All blondes that dont have a name that involve the letters
K. I. L. L. E. R.
in that order suck and deserve death."

" I've crucified people and skinned them alive.

Painted towns red and burned cities to the ground. You and that Claire's accessories hair band have nothing on me. "

< to drop onto the slender mans shoulders.

"Pathetic little Doctor~"

< Who knew that included havin' a tantrum~" He'd purr out in a low, rough tone.

Using his own devil fruit power to lift the BEAUTIFUL wine coloured coat up from the ground by a series of metal nuts he'd had sewn into the seam of the coats collar.

Having the material lifted up high enough >

For once, Eustass' head moved obediently, His molten sights fixating upon the inked up man upon his shoulder.

His lone, warm hand moving up to grip the surgeons thigh to hold him in place. The devils grin upon his painted lips.

"You'd do anythin' to get your hands on me wouldn't you. >

" Hes stringier alright.

Fuckin' elastic band lookin' ass-"

" Just because you think im pretty and im model worthy oooh you have a crush on me, loser. "

|| Alright i have work tomorrow so im going to bed, i'll ruin your lives tomorrow.

MWAH

" You ran away ~

I wont ever say that shit to you. Come back when you get over your fear of raw power. "

" Good. I'll get back to you on this. "

|| Hehee ! Im glad! There will be no shortage on my acc's i promise !

" HOLD ON DAMNIT. I want to name you after a poison just let me think of one or you'll be stuck with Belladonna !"

" Stop running away from me then ! "

He'd yell out, A sharp smile kissing his crimson lips.

|| I will apologise now, I have no idea how to be pleasant on Kid -

Its chaos on both Penguin and Eustass i promise.

" Shag off, Red hair.

If i need a parent slip signed i'll pull up. "

" Its a place holder till we find something more suitable. "

Hes ready to be the source of far too much chaos.

" Heh. Coward. -"

Hes beyond amused, Very good. Nice start to his stay here.

" A little birdie told me you wanted to fuck @vinsmokeprince.bsky.social .

Say that again and i'll toss you into the ocean. "

" Thanks pookie bear, Anyway, Want to join a real pirate crew? "

" Stop reaching for my tits.

You just want to give me money at this point "

|| This is my favourite thing i've read all night thank you-

" Refer to me as meth because my ass is addictive and im a born killer. "