Cavvy 🔞

It is absolutely criminal that I haven’t posted anything tentacle based in ages, let’s fix that shall we?~

this that type of house that you'll be busting your ass on a HIGH salary job to pay rent for

Remember gooners once you finish…

- Clean up (Tissues, towel, clothing, whatever just make sure to wash anything if needed.)

- Go drink something (You’ll probs be a bit dehydrated)

- Bathroom (You’ll probs need to pee a bit which is good because you don’t wanna get a UTI)

- Spray some perfume

bluesky dev team

kirby will make friends with all sides on the political spectrum (they have no choice, for they will be consumed if they refuse)

Y'all ever have that feeling where you just wanna be cuddled and held tightly and be told everything is gonna be okay? That's me rn. Sometimes I just need affection from someone I really care about.

f 💔

bluesky now wants to follow in the footsteps of Elon's Dipshit Palace Deluxe, so of course they have to copy the irritating bugs as well

solution: choose the mysterious third option

and worst of all? it's an *unbelievably* common occurrence. (other great examples of this are: Sonic, Paper Mario, Ratchet and Clank, Borderlands, etc.)

it started with the titans, then it all trickled down to everyone, everywhere else. *god, I hate corpos.*

making him cum and then keep riding <3

It’s halloween season 💜

I don’t really do anything for it but maybe I might this year?

just one of those days ig

like- my brain wanted me to go back to sleep but my body was like "no, you're going to stay half-awake and feel like a L4D2 smoker until you magically fall back asleep again"

[Oh... You don't know anything about routine maintenance, do you?]

hope gives me vibes of someone who used to be really, *really* catholic, but took a hard left into atheism during some point in life

before anyone asks, no this isn't an example of anyone in particular I swear-

go ahead and keep punching down on the people that brought you here. kneecap yourself and try walking with those broken legs.

I really love the idea of a popular girl and introverted guy hooking up in secret, not because he’s hung (well not the main reason) but because she genuinely loves him and doesn’t want anyone else to satisfy her but him~ #mydressupdarling

Also quick reminder to people, i’m not horny 24/7

So if I reject you please swallow your pride 💜

Sometimes i’m just not in the mood. And for all those people who respect that and don’t immediately block me thank you so so much I love you 🥰

God what do I have to do to get a nerdy boy like Okarun in my life?

the rugged and brutish pervert

you see, coffee is good when I get to drown half the cup in milk and creamer

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

-spike spiegel (circa 2021)

supply drop incoming

I think I might've gotten one of these off of one of your earlier posts, but regardless: enjoy :3

Think you could still focus and win against me while i’m giving head?~

God look how pretty her eyes are~ So cock addicted… I want my eyes to be like that~

One in my pussy, another in my mouth, two in my hands, and someone better be playing with my tits~

Someone is hungry~

boy, I got some TALES to tell about this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D83B...

hi
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