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Andy

@palmquac.bsky.social

Tottenham Hotspur evangelist and head of Portland Spurs. Lifelong Portland Trail Blazers fan. Oregonian.

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omg I definitely saw that post by @amb.fyi yesterday and didn't remotely think of it when I saw that in person tonight

09.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am in a bar and the clientele seems significantly younger than me and someone just took a flash photo of their friend group with a digital camera??? what is happening

09.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

NBA contracts?

09.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we should probably all refrain from making sweeping judgements of our collective son Scoot (Scootson) after any individual game

09.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man going with Khameneimaniacs instead of Khameneiacs was A CHOICE

08.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah, the Four Horseman arrive when the Timbers get an MLS hat trick

08.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5 games without a win against Vancouver, Phil. Maybe look at the common denominator there and take some responsibility.

08.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big 10 baseball, catch the fever

08.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry you’ll have to settle for a two run double and Gunnar Scream

08.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I missed the season by a couple weeks! Bummed for that but very cool you can just go in

08.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Ron Swanson voice* you had me at meat shower

08.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m in your old neck of the woods

08.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dammit

07.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hahahahaha

I’ve gotta get my soccer joy SOMEWHERE

07.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs play of late has me doing crazy things

07.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it just feels like a lot of enthusiasm from early in the season has evaporated. We’re currently being carried by two vets whose future with the team is uncertain. And a year that should’ve been about finding out what this young core can do will finish with zero minutes of Scoot/Shae/Deni/Tou/DC

07.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flying to San Diego.

07.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was sitting in Jerry’s Tavern yesterday during lunch and went catatonic when the third Crystal Palace goal went in right before halftime πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅

07.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Blazers suck shit man. This is so depressing

07.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scoot’s shot is beyond broken 😒

07.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned on the game and literally nothing good has happened since

07.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I saw that you got the job closer to home. Congrats!!!

07.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nani

06.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Something is deeply wrong in St. Helens.

06.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine defending this journalism including a headline that says β€œschool was hit”. Fuck off with your passive voice. The US killed those kids.

06.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seb you can't eat a whole cake every time Spurs lose, it just isn't sustainable

06.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Wyden is one of the few people in a significant position of power who is saying the right things and people want him not to run again because he's old

06.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure the ones who stayed were catatonic. The stewards might be busy ushering shell shocked fans out of the stands tonight

05.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The crowd shots after the final whistle in the Tottenham Hotspur stadium legitimately look like the last day of the season at a relegated side. Just thousand yard stares of fans who know there might be 9 games left but we’re as good as down. There is no fight in these players.

05.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy to see something you love so deeply just slowly sink into oblivion right in front of your eyes and have absolutely nothing you can do about it

05.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0