Man I need @vivziepop.bsky.social to post an update on how long until the Homestuck pilot is released. I kind of missed the cringe that was Homestuck fr

CDC plans to study autism, vaccines Move comes despite strong evidence finding no link between them. By LENA H. SUN and LAUREN WEBER • The Washington Post

I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here

When you work noc shift you tend to keep some strange hours, especially on your days off. It's so nice on my weekends to be snuggled up to my husband at night. I'm awake for it and he'll just roll over in his sleep and pull me close and it makes everything feel OK 🖤🖤🖤

Look, if I had to name my all-time favorite fantasy story off the top of my head with no prep? I'd probably say Eragon. No, it's not good, but you sprung the question on me and i'm still trying to figure out how you got in my house.

Man Who Lost Home To LA Wildfires Has Emotional Reunion With Dog He Feared Had Perished Oh, thank goodness!

Thank goodness ❤️

Carrie Underwood Defends Decision To Perform At Trump Inauguration Amid Fan Backlash That's a no for me, dawg.

No matter how you try and frame it...

I was kidding? And you're old enough to be my father, if not my grandfather? I may have daddy issues but they aren't of the "fuck old men" variety.

I need someone to be my long distance sugar daddy. Lots of talking and the occasional meet up in exchange for my rent and car payment getting paid? 😂😂😂

Movie Fun Fact:

Darth Vader didn’t actually say, “Luke, I am your father.”

The actual line from the movie is, “Guess who your father is, Luke? Never mind, I’ll just tell you. It’s me. That’s right. Me. Darth Vader. The last one you’d expect. Pretty shocking isn’t it?”

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER LOOK - - - HE'S SHOOTING THE APPLE OFF THE BOY'S: HEAD НЕУ! - - - LET'S PLAY DIS GAME BOOK TITLE- WILLIAM TELL NOW YOU STAY THERE --I'LL GO GET MY LITTLE BOW AND RUBBER ARROW NOW I WONDER WHERE I PUT IT WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG ? ( NANCY WAS GONE SO LONG, SLUGGO GOT HUNGRY AND ATE THE APPLE SITTING ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, LEAVING ONLY THE APPLE CORE)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 12,1946

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER AUNT FRITZI-- I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP TRY COUNTING SHEEP I DID BUT IT DIDN'T WORK COUNT SOMETHING ELSE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN - - COOKIES LABEL ON JAR- COOKIES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 11,1965

(the entirety of "last resort" by papa roach blasting at full volume in my head) no problem 👍

Sounds about white.

Me as a child….

i just realized that in the star wars universe yoda is famous but nobody knows what species he is. So in the show with baby yoda everyone should be calling it "baby yoda," like, "whatcha got there... you got some kind of a, uh, baby yoda?" its actually weirder if they didnt call it baby yoda

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White text on a dark gray background reads: Ryan Atotharimaten O'Doud If you invert the lyrics to Rick Astley you get Nine Inch Nails I will give you up/ I will let you down/ I will run around and hurt you/ I will tell you lies/ I will say good bye/ I will run around and desert you

I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version