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@drooliet.bsky.social

best known as numtot co-founder, twitter exile, 日本語 learner, faust guilty gear player, pin/sticker designer, bike and transit appreciator obligatory “posts are my own and not a reflection of my employer” buy stuff @ julieteldred.bigcartel.com

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Interesting: Urbanist group @ggwash.org is suing @ddotdc.bsky.social over its refusal/failure to release a study the city conducted on congestion pricing possibilities in downtown D.C. The study was finished in 2020, but has never been made public – even in response to FOIA requests.

09.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 183    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 12

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

25.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 23061    🔁 6615    💬 249    📌 285
image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:

Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

05.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 4991    🔁 1541    💬 34    📌 25
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One of the funnier denials I’ve ever read

05.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 311    🔁 43    💬 20    📌 9
guy said, “Do you like Marx?”

I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

05.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 9381    🔁 2606    💬 43    📌 150

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

04.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 8914    🔁 2589    💬 51    📌 59

more Trump Ls

05.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As a nice bonus joy for Mamdani winning, we also get the delight of knowing Cuomo lost

05.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 345    🔁 51    💬 4    📌 1

The transit riders vs drivers election.

05.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 396    🔁 68    💬 10    📌 19

Young men too 😮😮

05.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 922    🔁 120    💬 10    📌 7

Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight

05.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 2492    🔁 203    💬 71    📌 10
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

05.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 19962    🔁 3621    💬 851    📌 596

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

05.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 4344    🔁 699    💬 29    📌 17
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@djinnandtonic.bsky.social made this one 4 months ago. Fucking prophetic.

05.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 101    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 0

Woke 2 has arrived.

05.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 4417    🔁 347    💬 110    📌 30

I will NOT lib out. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a lib, brother

05.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 50    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
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City of Sickos

05.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 557    🔁 68    💬 1    📌 1
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

05.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 13833    🔁 2260    💬 111    📌 346

Mamdani going through this list and upzoning every one that went Cuomo + 40

05.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 420    🔁 50    💬 11    📌 4

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

05.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 1814    🔁 164    💬 13    📌 2
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Promises made promises kept

05.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 268    🔁 30    💬 14    📌 4
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Juliet's J-Rock Report #5 - August 2025 In this issue: spatial memories, urban form, and being swallowed up by The City

🚨 new j-rock report new j-rock report new j-rock report 🚨

this one’s about my freak spatial brain and japanese urban morphology, interspersed with music open.substack.com/pub/julietel...

08.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Jeremy read this tweet out loud to me and our friend who’s over rn and we were cackling ahahah

13.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Juliet's J-Rock Report July 2025 In this issue: Oops! All Song Reviews

newest issue of Juliet’s J-Rock Report is now live! this one is a collection of song reviews with some silly digressions open.substack.com/pub/julietel...

07.07.2025 14:21 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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25.06.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this one’s a bit more personal than straight music-criticism, but it’s about how learning Japanese helped me cope through depression and let me re-engage with old interests in new ways, concluding with a review/show report on the excellent shoegaze band Kurayamisaka

25.06.2025 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Juliet's J-Rock Report #3 - June 2025 Found In Translation, or What Language Learning Can Do for You

forgot to share it when I published it a few weeks ago but the June issue of the j-rock report is out!

substack.com/@julieteldre...

25.06.2025 16:28 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I keep it at home rn but when I eventually switch jobs I’ll have to return it lmao

01.06.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alchemy Merch is great, would def recommend them for enamel pins!

16.05.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Juliet's J-Rock Report #2 - May 2025 In this issue: Lilbesh Ramko, Osoroshia Kakumei, and songs that sound like cicadas, seasonal allergies and humidity

may issue of the j-rock report is now live !!!

substack.com/home/post/p-...

08.05.2025 15:43 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0