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Chris Washington

@cwashington.bsky.social

I'm just this guy, you know?

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The only thing that keeps them going is spite.

12.12.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don Jr didn't top the charts because of the quality of his prose? I'm shocked, shocked I say!

11.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't they have to put little symbols next to book titles that have been bulk purchased?

11.12.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right when everyone was thinking he was alright...

11.12.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh. That's a shame.
Liam Neeson is dead to me now.

I never got around to watch the new Naked Gun, but c'et la vie. What a big idiot.

11.12.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you can do a q&a tour with the Trooper.

11.12.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they doing a bit or are they genuine fans?

11.12.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trashed Panda | Bonfire Proceeds from this campaign will directly support shelter animal care and enrichment.. While this raccoon gave us all a much-needed laugh, our officers handle hundreds...

The shelter that rescued Drunk Raccoon is selling hoodies. 🦝 🍺

@ewacat.bsky.social

11.12.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!

We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland

11.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 30
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My hero of 2025

11.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1015    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
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With added 3 minute "hydration breaks" per half because America can't possibly go 45 minutes without adverts.

11.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Gawrsh, ya gotta kill 'em. Ya gotta kill 'em all! ah-hyuck!"

11.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Shake Hands Man!

11.12.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fisto from He-Man

Fisto from He-Man

BREAKING: White House Releases Photo of Man Trump is Constantly Shaking Hands with

11.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Funny how hydration breaks weren't needed during the insane heat of Qatar...

11.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fisto from He-Man

Fisto from He-Man

BREAKING: White House Releases Photo of Man Trump is Constantly Shaking Hands with

11.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Interesting to see what happens during the world cup.

11.12.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?

11.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20497    πŸ” 6292    πŸ’¬ 2922    πŸ“Œ 2115

Literally constantly.

Every hour of the day, at all times he is shaking hands...

11.12.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.

Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.

11.12.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 7

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

11.12.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3653    πŸ” 1151    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 120
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Farage just said β€œI didn’t wear a mask last time and I won’t wear them this time. This is nonsense.”

Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…

11.12.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1846    πŸ” 845    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 67

The theme of the add "Christmas and your family is shit, but this mega corporation is great" is a perfect example of how AI is anti human.

11.12.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grave of the Fireflies

11.12.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bullets wheezing by, but taking off gloves to type a prompt.

"Hey ChatGPT, how should I engage an enemy combatant?"

"Great question, you sure are ready for battle today! Let's delve deeper into that subject and kill some people together..."

11.12.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes

11.12.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The sheep is worried, that's all I'll say.

11.12.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to free speech?

11.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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