Chris Washington cwashington

People called them Glassholes. That was fun.

05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I was dating someone who worked at that cinema at the time, so saw a lot of terrible movies due to hanging out there. Including the awful Godzilla (1998)

05.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incoming!!!

05.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup.

05.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Similar situation to Neil Gaiman. I love the work but can't enjoy it anymore.

05.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, she does solo stuff now.

He met her when she was 15. Abused and beat the shit out of her for years.

05.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From his classic novel "Pee is Stored in the Balls" still relevant to this day.

05.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that album. But the guy's behaviour ruined it for me.

05.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Looks a bit like this."

Yes, it looks like a magpie.

05.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do you identify one magpie from another?

05.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To blow shit up an' kill people bro. /S

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Do you think, there was even a moment of self reflection by Elon Musk after he gave a Nazi salute at the presidential inauguration?

05.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets life sentence for molesting 2 children A Florida handyman who was sentenced on Thursday to life in prison for molesting two children had been convicted of storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, but was pardoned by President Donald Trump.…

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets life sentence for molesting 2 children

05.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 1049 🔁 357 💬 45 📌 50

Elon Musk makes the same point, that the left has changed, not him. Sooo...

05.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is why he won the FIFA Peace Prize.

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Dick Littlejohn talks shit about Britain from the comfort of his gated community home in Florida.

To quote him "you couldn't make it up."

05.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is looking at the camera with the words `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? '' above him . ALT: a young boy is looking at the camera with the words `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? '' above him .

If this trend continues...

05.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

なに?!

05.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Fuck this, I'm off to the pub!"

05.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They don't want gays in the military...

I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn.

05.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*PJ Harvey voice* Massive Cat Queenie

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me, trying to silence the Poster Within

05.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 88 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

"Guys, what if we got one of those annoying pop up adverts for a mobile game that nobody ever, ever plays and turned it into a movie?"

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Nice day for a walk.

05.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminds me of this moment in a BBC documentary where a Kākāpō humps the presenter's head.

They truly are noble and majestic creatures. 🫡

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