Chris Washington

I hope they Keep going. They just signed a 1.5 billion dollar contract for 50 new episodes.

Will Paramount cancel them after that?

"His penis might be teeny tiny. But his love for us is large."

Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him: ‘One More Time, and I’m Going to F—ing Leave You’ Stephen King loves Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5."

How is this not an Onion headline?

The time between it being toppled and put back is longer than the confederacy existed.

The time between it being toppled and put back is longer than the confederacy existed.

She might catch a third degree tut.

Many middle aged guys are now looking at the TV and thinking.

"Wait, is Chug Chug Duffy from my frat house going to blow up the moon? That's fuckin' awesome! Alpha House rules!!"

Careful! The human body can only handle so much winning.

Lil' Tommeh Ten-Names back in his second home.

Kids in a future history class.

'Why didn't the head of NASA ask if building a nuclear reactor on the moon was a good idea?'

'Well the experts did point out the foolishness of the plan, but were called, and I quote "fuckin' pencil-neck dorks who don't get no pussy" so the plan went ahead.'

We're well beyond Idiocracy at this point.

This situation isn't given the gravity it deserves.

Disney Scrapped Dwayne Johnson Deepfake For ‘Moana’ & AI-Generated Soldier For ‘Tron: Ares’: “Company Couldn’t Risk The Bad Publicity” Disney scrapped a couple of AI ideas for 'Moana' and 'Tron: Ares' due to the controversy over use of the technology.

Being seen as too risky due to social fallout for Disney's investors really is the writing on the wall for AI in creative spaces

I don't like praising Disney but this is a genuinely a good call for reasons the investors probably cannot comprehend

A top moment in British TV history.

This is amazing!

Will you be a flower girl at the wedding?

Got a Zoom call with Lord Lucan in half an hour.

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He's going to be open and vulnerable during this campaign.

Cuomo wants to be very open for us during this campaign.

"Tremendous numbers. Thirty two. Seventy five. Three hundred and twelve! Just the best numbers you've ever seen! Some of them didn't even exist until today!"

Henry from Thomas the Tank Engine. He has been bricked up in a shed. He has a look of existential dread on his stupid train face.

What happened with the third Spider Verse movie? Not out until 2027.

Very normal behaviour from what we are reliably told is the only functional democracy in the Middle East

A parody of a jeans ad showing the mutated guy from "The Fly" and the text: "American Eagle Seth Brundle has fly jeans"

Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse

"Coffee prices are rising."

"That's not the only thing that's rising."

*Dad storm into the room*

"Will you two stop!"

That's money for a Rogue Trooper trilogy sorted.

Facebook marketplace advert for a full human size owl costume. A snip at fifty quid.

Not entirely sure I can live without this

No, you can dive right into a pool of gold coins like water.

Elon Musk, if you see this. It's based and cool, you should DEFINITELY do it.