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I had my 40th during lockdown while my dad was sick and I couldn't visit him.
Definitely a unique experience.
Sweet babies!
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If it happens tomorrow, we've got years of that fucking goober.
He's president by...
We are one cheeseburger induced stroke away from this.
01.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no, is this how boomers feel when they talk about things being better in "their day"?
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Patrick Stewart collecting memes
In fact, I'll save this for later use.
01.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yep, this is gonna get some use...
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So he really can shoot someone on 5th Avenue...
28.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mine was from a high end Japanese department store £4 each and perfect.
28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All those billionaires and CEOs who loudly declared they were leaving New York for Dubai when Mamdani was elected mayor may have missiles falling on their luxury resorts right now, but at least they escaped free bus access and a handful of subsidised supermarkets. A small price to pay, surely
28.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 309 🔁 78 💬 5 📌 3So many Kissinger types out there, who simply refuse to take a hint.
28.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Only because it would reveal STANLEY’S WINTER NIPS
28.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Get ready, everyone. He's about to do something stupid."
28.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give a little head skritch from me. I hope she's back to her old self, causing trouble soon.
28.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Looks like your fatwa did fat lot of good."
28.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trump: "Hey, Marco. Gimme your wallet!"
He takes out a $20 bill and sticks it in the dancer's thong, pockets the rest of the money and hands the wallet back
"Ain't I generous, darling?"
Trump: "Those little bastards better not have gotten into the good crackers!"
(He runs out of the room)
(30 seconds of awkward silence)
JSOC Commander: "Is... Is he coming back?"
*if
28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It there are heavy US casualties, he would do what he always does. Lie, say it isn't that bad, fake news and eventually... "It's what they signed up for."
28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
View looking south over London, early night. The nearly full moon and what I think is Jupiter are in the clear sky. In the far distance are a gang of skyscrapers including the distinctive peak of Canary Wharf.
London, moon, Jupiter
28.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Has York still got the Bile Beans advent?
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Nice. I love cinemas that play cult movies.
My favourite is the Prince Charles.
You can put requests on the chalkboard in the bar.
American gun nuts suddenly think Kim isn't too bad after all.
28.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"You get a gun, and you get a gun. And you, you get a- Labubu!"
"Oh, cool. My kid loves them."
"I'm joking, you get a gun too!"
"Oh, ok."
