Ontological Sock 🤯🧦

Bluesky fam, give me some 🔥meme and entertaining accounts on here to follow. I'm committing to staying off the Bird app and the metaverse but need to replace some of my go-to chuckle-inducers. Most of y'all know me enough to know my weirdo interests. Plz suggest away!

You have the same poster as meeeee

CobraJet Nvidia AI-powered drone killer takes out 'overwhelming enemy drone incursions' at up to 300mph Let’s just hope that this jet never goes rogue.

At the risk of ending up on (another?) List....I'm sure those of you who have more than 2 brain cells to rub together can see how this shit is essentially plug n play now and is 99% of the #uap media ruckus we deal with. On #ufosky next week, Fisher Price counter UAS drones, at a toy store near you!

Reminds me of that silicone valley huckster who claimed expertise in quantum physics and was trying to get funding for his next big tech scam product...what was his name
...Deep Prasad, yeah that fucker also knows how to spin a good word salad.

I would specifically like to lobotomize the part of me that keeps gravitating towards then hyperfixating on mentally exhausting interests/hobbies, please. I just dont got the brain juice for it all anymore. #adhd #burnout

Wow coz thats not suss at all /s

I see you have been busy. What's with that Boeing plane your latest posts are focused on? Im missing all context. Something about a back hatch, how does it deal with cabin pressure loss when opened at altitude?

It's colder than a witch's tit and I'm stuck on the couch with a sick and crotchety toddler today instead of work. What's been happening in #ufosky ? Did I miss anything of significance? BTW still on analytical hiatus because my brain broke.

Unhinged intrusive goblin thought for the day: what if the persistence hunting traits of old didn't disappear but just got redirected in men, towards women instead of prey animals. You know, modern toxic dating/pickup behaviour. It certainly explains redpill and incel mentality.

Screen grab of a message chain between Deadpool and Ironman Deadpool: *image of ted cruz* "he looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid punishes slowly came out of Wolverine's hands." Deadpool: now that that image is firmly in your mind, imagine the sound. Ironman: i hate you Deadpool: he clenches his fists and *plbbbbbbpt* Like pushing an uncooked hotdog into pudding. Like shaking a half full mayo jar Ironman: this is possibly the worst thing you have ever done.

Kia Ora folks, just dropping in to torpedo your senses with mind/eye bleach worthy content. Suffer with me why don't ya? #Deadpool #ironman #zodiackiller #tedcruz #thingsthatshouldhappen

Image of withers from baldurs gate 3 with a caption that reads "thou hast now a bosom companion"

Me: *tries so hard to avoid 3 simultaneous fucktales with the main BG3 companions.*
Mr Judgy McFuckpants Withers:
#bg3 #pcgaming #baldursgate3

OG Himbo

This is giving me PUBG beta flashbacks.

Screencap of a tweet, user gr8tree wrote 'samurai warriors 4 straight up let's you turn off women' with a photo of the settings screen showing an option for playing the game with no female characters.

I'm sorry but, what? #Incel ##mgtow where you at?

I know this isn't going to make North Americans feel better but this whole religious vs atheist thing is this big of a deal almost exclusively on your turf. The rest of the OECD has quietly drifted away from religious group think mostly and just got on with life. No sky fall in sight.

Completed pc build, black tower housing with glass panels bright red and rainbow lights on all fans internally, fans running.

It's ALLIIVVEE!! I built it and it works and isn't melting yay!! #pcmasterrace #pcbuild

It's daylight robbery. This is only a 5070 Ti because i literally cannot justify the massive bump in price for minimal performance increase it was still almost 2k nzd

Pile of boxes of new computer parts waiting to be built into a pc.

Why do computers have to cost so much. Especially here in the kneepit of the world. This build cost more than my old Nissan wingroad.

It fucking sucks that we went from having the social capacity to contemplate and explore NHI, UAP and associated discourse, along with other social issues, to now having to go back and fight fucking nazis. Humanity just keeps being dragged back into the cave..by humanity. #ufosky

This is an issue to plagues academia too. It's not just everyday people falling victim to it. Academics habitually dismiss certain topics purely based on social taboo and their perceived reputation damage. It sucks

This seems like a rational take that any normal, thinking human would have about this issue. Corporate greed has always been the enemy of disclosure.

Well, this sucks mightily. A vulnerable niche industry down the pipes.

New zero point energy 'weapons' use video/data appears to have emerged...in relation to the disappearance of flight MH370 which makes me extremely wary this is yet another waste of time. What are your thoughts #ufosky?

Does anyone have insight into the state-side impact of the tariffs against China? Like, surely there's mass layoffs already following the drop in incoming freight? Or are Labor laws so lax over there that companies can fire folks instantly, like when the actual lack of work hits? #china #tariffs

How does Co-op even work on baldurs gate 3, and does anyone wanna play an unhinged orange cat energy run with yours truly?

Oh yeah I can see co-op being hilarious.

I initially resisted because it's 'not real D&D' but have been thoroughly enjoying it so far.

I don't want to spoil anything for myself but according to some other folks I know this is just one of the many unhinged sequences I'm about to experience. Wtf did I get myself into. Lol.

Just started playing baldurs gate 3 (yes, I'm late), and wtf how tf does barely surviving a giant spider boss fight make the githyanki wanna jump my PC's bones. 'Violence makes me randy' wasn't on my #BG3 bingo card, but here we are.

Mofo looks like he is ONNNN the gear. Absolutely cooked.