furless

The tank's role is to draw aggro

dude, MISSED OPPORTUNITY. the first day i met kara she told me she did her senior thesis for english literature on fanfiction so i just bluntly asked her if she liked slash and she said yes and the rest was history. bestie for life!

an orange cat is snuggled in a blankie which is on top of another blankie. he is very clearly only busy if you count being a giant baby his job. which it is

Sorry I can’t do my chores I am SUPER busy right now

An orange cat is stretched on his back on the floor with his front paws curled like a bunny and his back paws curled and folded together. He is smiling

Pulling out all my best moves to distract you from that thing I did

the cat has figured out how to turn the kitchen tap on to get me out of bed my life is over

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

CDC Staff Prohibited From Co-Authoring Papers With World Health Organization Personnel It’s just the latest “Orwellian” crackdown on government scientists.

I don’t even know how this could be presented as being in service of anything other than hindering scientific progress.

an orange cat is twisted onto his back with his snoot in the air. his nose is the same color as smoked salmon

Well we made it to the fin de semana. Yet the semana never really seems to fin these days does it

A movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to know The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.

The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.

an orange cat is on his side with his feet on the wall

Oh someone got foot prints all over the wall? That’s so weird I wonder how that happened

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

cutest bubsies 🥹

what a cutie!!

an orange cat is sitting politely inside a cat condo looking mildly remorseful. not over the top sorry or anything, but respectful

I apologize for dragging a piece of bacon off your plate. I also am sorry for leaving slobbery little bits of chewed bacon on your sweater

A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads “We hate him too” yup 👍

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

Heartbreaking news… Tonight, many of our friends were let go, and tomorrow, even more will follow. Word is that all probationary employees at NPS will be let go. 😭

zoomed in photo of an orange cat who is staring at you from some distance away

You can do it. I’m staring at you supportively because I believe in you

maybe i should play this…

he’s so done with me

home decor

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

CDC Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People

The data, which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. Scientists called on the agency to release the full report.

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Pandemics do not begin with official announcements.

They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."

Pay attention.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

he knows not the horrors happening outside…

so polite so carefree

so cute!

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.