Joe Lofts

Didn’t realise hating foreigners was a “revolutionary” standpoint

Sick to the back teeth of the absolute circus Acun has caused at our club. We have ONE senior striker (who hasn’t scored a single competitive goal for us) and the season starts next week. Patience is wearing thin. #hcafc

Question Time, surely

I’m from Yorkshire (though not “proper”, ee-bah-gum Yorkshire) and it makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Starting to think football needs a breakaway federation to provide an alternative to the stranglehold FIFA and UEFA have over the sport. I’m know I’m not alone in being repulsed by most high-level football these days - almost every club and competition are tarnished by corruption or blood money.

A nice poem to read slowly...

• John Clare •

Phenomenal journalism 👏

Blimey, was halfway through reading this! Certainly sheds a new light on the narrative…

If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.

The Prodigy blowing the lid off Glastonbury Tor. Very good stuff indeed. #Glastonbury

Caribou. Mint. #Glastonbury

Wanted to enjoy Neil Young, but it was an energy-sapping snoozefest. Doechii on the other hand... the energy is off the chart. Properly bringing it to West Holts. Ace. #Glastonbury

Ross and Lindsay

Chris De Burgh, I think

Wasn't that Neil Sedaka?

They're bloody awful aren't they

Raye is absolutely brilliant. Owns the stage and has an infectious energy. And as others have also noted, her guitarist looks suspiciously like Keir Starmer. #Glastonbury

Democracy vs authoritarianism is the new left vs right

Just read this out to our small watch party and we're all pissing ourselves. Cracking description.

The 1975: twee, milquetoast monotony. Thank the lord for Four Tet! #Glastonbury

Sounds ace!

Once accidentally bumped into Maureen Lipman, a fellow native of Hull, prior to a West End showing of Charles III. She was properly miffed.

My fiancée and I also once sat behind Idris Elba at a Paul McCartney gig - when his food order arrived, we passed it down to him. Nice bloke.

Give Sierra Ferrell a go. She’s the real deal.

He was only there one season! Surely even an understated jog to the corner flag would’ve sufficed.

I picked a good day to get into cycling! #Giro

I support a lower league team, so no chance. Did enjoy how laughably poor the quality was though.

Nah, as that assumes some babies are born evil. Hitler had a violent, alcoholic, POS father - that’s who to go for.

Absolutely over the moon for Palace. Such a likeable club and fanbase. #FACupFinal

What a team goal from Palace! Stick it to Petrostate FC. #facupfinal

Not been so pumped for a neutral game in ages. Feels like a matchup of good vs evil. Come on Palace, do it for football! #facupfinal