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Wood flag

He probably just knows his Grindr login

Is there literally anything Johnson knows?

I feel like people are sort of sleeping on the US Attorney for EDVA clarifying—to a reporter!—that she did indeed intentionally violate the Federal Records Act by setting the Signal messages to auto-delete

Would be better if AMD was replaced by ORCL

Everone that works in the administration is incompetent

The WH steals people’s property constantly and never asks permission. Another example of Trump acting like a king.

Over 500,000 views before the Community Note fact check.

*ETHIOPIA IN TALKS WITH CHINA ON CONVERTING DOLLAR LOANS TO YUAN

Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

Bubble in Stupidity

Half way though my walk with #Maggie today, I found a decent size stick and broke it off into a good size for her. One would think I gave her a leg of lamb. She carried it all the way home and then played with it until I had to put her back inside. She was so proud of it. #dogs

They haven't got any

You mean he can read? He just said America's birthrate was 2.1% yesterday.

If China just waits long enough, he will negotiate himself into a corner and give China unlimited AI chips and unfettered access to US markets. Art of the STEAL!

Licknuts engaged in fraud? Why am I not surprised

Imagine if KJP or Psaki had said this about the Republican base: not just that half of them were “deplorables” but that the GOP’s “main constituency is made up of domestic terrorists, white supremacists, and violent criminals”? The media, not just Fox, would be in meltdown. GOP would be screaming!

You wouldn’t know it with spx 2% from highs

It’s a stupidity bubble.

Signs of financial strength...even companies are getting into the Buy-Now-Pay-Later schemes!

Alt data keep coming in, even with the federal statistical agencies closed. @newyorkfed.bsky.social service activity index falls to -23.6, lowest since 2021. Prices up, employment down. @philadelphiafed.bsky.social manufacturing index falls 36 points to -12.8. Prices up, employment down.

So extortion then?

Governor Newsom has issued a response on social media:

I too will mint myself a trillion dollars on a random Wednesday

The problem is that China is using AI to automate factories, America is using AI to make porn chatbots…

30 year old Republican men are boys when they get in trouble, but 14 year old girls are women when it comes to consent? WTF is wrong with these people

lol

There are so many people working in this admin vying for the "most slappable face" award...