Your Pal CJ

the president of thee united states of america, donald j. trump, is in fact, a pedophile.

do you want to split a micro meal w/me

Is the Live Más lifestyle just a joke to them?

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

I have that too lol

But then how do you post?

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

They tried this in Trump 1 w/ Social Security.

The plan was to offer every American on Social Security the option to take a $10k check on the spot rather than receive any more annuities.

They want to try and get Americans primed to sell out the rest of their safety net for pennies on the dollar.

should i be buying trimmings futures?

The doesnt seem like $32 worth of food (plus $100 tip)

Oh heck yea, wasnt expecting a physical release for this

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

I got a cintiq 16 pro in 2020 during the pandemic, so i guess ill get to experience this next year huh? its still one of the most expensive things i’ve ever bought lol.

this is like 80% of conversations i have while at work

pretty funny they were going to own a pizza chain while also owning Constellis, aka Blackwater 2.0.

why does he look like a zombie

Their other spokesperson is mike huckabee

dei pronoun right smack in the middle of the title 🤬

NYT editors when they take 5 seconds off from blaming Muslims and brown people for everything

let me guess, they made the white man in the movie look like a big idiot?

Here a thread of all my horror or horror-adjacent comics for to honor and celebrate Halloween 🫡

CRAPPY Halloween! haha just kidding Happy Halloween boys and GHOULS haha just a little Halloween humor, or should I say humorous (like the bone, like a skeleton bone, because of Halloween)

they sell subscription services for mattresses now lmao.

he would just say it wasnt the same test and also he did better than her on the test

Why is Venezuela’s gold still frozen in the Bank of England? Four years ago, the UK government recognised Juan Guaidó as Venezuela’s president. He’s now gone, but the Bank of England is still holding some of the country’s key assets.

As US troops encircle Venezuela, it's worth recalling that over $2bn of Venezuelan gold remains frozen in the Bank of England.

The gold was frozen in support of the US government's efforts to launch a coup against Nicolás Maduro👇
www.declassifieduk.org/why-is-venez...

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Oh man that looks just like the meme

white house too big imo. how many people really living there?

i think i'd just eat it like a pop tart

gotta be an error, im getting this when trying to add to cart